Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Comments (340)
jmuzz07 3
how about two comments?
BeeHMC 9
All im seeing in these comments is "Don't judge other people." Which is good and all until it's followed up with a judgmental comment. Let's try not to be hypocrites.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Aren't you judging those who are judging OP for being judgmental? You see it's an endless cycle and an unavoidable consequence of existence. If you are going to call someone out for being a hypocrite then you must first admit you are one yourself.
KnownAsCAJ 11
But they are fair in pointing out those who are judging OP and saying he/she deserves it are also judging- the same thing that they are comdemning OP for. Either it can't be avoided like the endless cycle you say #198 therefore OP can't be blamed, or it can be avoided and therefore other commenters should not fall into the trap in also judging.
BeeHMC 9
Notice I said "let's" as in let us. I included myself in that statement. Also, pointing out the fact that someone is being hypocritical isn't the same as judging since it is based on a fact. I didn't say the commenters were wrong for pointing out the fact that OP was judging the girl. I just simply said we, including myself, shouldn't complain about someone being judgmental if we are going to be judgmental as well. I think it is wrong to assume OP is an "ass", as one comment referred, simply because they did something rude one time. We cannot just assume they are always like this. That is judging.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Judging does not imply an absence of fact. All judgements are an interpretation based on perceived facts. The issue is that judgment cannot be avoided. At some point people are going to have to judge what is right or wrong, so you asking people not to judge is like asking time to stop moving forward. It simply cannot happen.
BeeHMC 9
I wasn't asking people not to judge. I was asking them not to be hypocritical.
ShieldGirl23 4
Moral of the story: Mind your own buisness
IndefiniteBeauty 17
That's your own fault. She does well AND minds her own business.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
I don't understand why there are so many ydi's; many schools have dress codes and standards of conduct that are expected to be kept by all students in order to appropriately represent their school.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Perhaps it's just America, but universities pretty much never have dress codes. Oh, and the whole presidential scholar thing just shows that she has earned the right to not give a shit what people think.
LennyComa 39
Was never a dress code at my Uni...we did have a code of conduct though which stated smoking in designated Areas only
kyrasrayne420 4
I smoke. And thats hilarious af I'm sorry.
kittymisfit 13
I don't care what kind of scholar she was. It doesn't matter. It's college. C-O-L-L-E-G-E. What's YOUR problem with how she looks? People who don't take the opportunity to express themselves in college are missing out, because few people get to do so later in life, once societal norms get their strangle hold on each of us and try to dictate how we act and look. You need to chill out.
messymessiah 11
Well aren't you judgemental. serves you right. How is ripped jeans and smoking a terrible image? I admit I don't agree with smoking, but seriously you are too uptight
quarterbird 18
Ummmmmmmm... Yeah. So, how about you NOT judge people by their outward appearance AND mind your effing business. YDI
UmmOkThen 31
It's not your job to tell others how they can dress. This time YDI !