Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Shchenya 7
When I got my degree (Nuclear Physics at a fairly high end university), I spent most of the time in battered army boots, combats and t-shirts and a constant supply of energy drinks/pocky. During that time I had a few people comment like the OP, usually students on "soft subject" courses there for drinking and socialising. OP is an arsehole and shouldn't judge people by their appearances.
granCanyon 12
You don't have much experience with geniuses? Very intelligent people tend to don't give a crap about things like rules or the etiquette. From my experience most of the people who follow every signle rule, do every homework, care about how other perceive them tend to be very mediocre when it comes to intelligence and genius. Many gifted people are very rebellious. You see, rules were made for the sheeps. Highly intelligent people tend to be leaders not followers. Look at Grigori Perelman. You'd probably call him a hobo and ask security to escort him out of the university but he has achieved more than most mathematician can every hope to achieve. Many of the greatest artists and writers were drug addicts and alcoholics.
siggy_mcsigx 22
This is true. Many geniuses, especially understimulated teenage ones, tend to see the logical flaws or hypocrisy in a lot of rules or cultural norms. Therefore they can rationalise not following these norms. Anyone watch House MD ? :P
Raivyn_Grimm 9
So has House. Shazam.
hk1998 8
Haha you deserve that, don't judge a book by its cover.
134jme 8
Who cares what someone else does? None of your business, you didn't need to comment.
RoseCrystal 17
it's really none of your business, OP.
Cinderella2k14 5
BURN!!!!!
The_Big_Boss 20
She sounds hot
nelliegw 26
YDI. What's wrong with combat boots and ripped jeans? I, along with many others, like that look.
diving_fml 30
don't forget the knee pads
DariaPines 8
I moderated this one I voted yes