Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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Top comments
youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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greekhoplite 4
Kinda reminds me of the idea my freshmen year roommate and I came up with. We would find out when tours were occurring and sit on a bench that was on their route. We would then pass a brown paper bag back and forth and pretend like we were drinking out of it. Oh stupid freshmen ideas. I sometimes miss it.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Book smart living dumb.
xebi 4
Maybe things are different in my country, but I don't see why she shouldn't wear what she wants and if she's at uni she's old enough to smoke. I feel for op in that it must have been embarrassing to be talked back at, but I'm afraid I have to go YDI for being so judgemental.
FAKECRASH59 15
I'd just mind my own business
KayDee29 31
no sympathy for ya, YDI for being a judgmental person. just because someone doesn't dress or think like you doesn't mean theyre subhuman, or that you're better. in fact, I think being so immediately judgmental is worse than what she was doing, school grounds or not.
crazycly 7
Haha owned
Exsequor 14
Even if she wasn't a presidential scholar, who the **** are you to tell her to change her habits and style?
Huddisher 10
Freedom of expression.
drrobotnik1 18
Because women exist solely to scramble for your approval. YDI!
syed121417 22
I agree with the fact that OP was being judgmental and they totally deserve it, but this isn't about gender. Guessing from OP's hero complex, they would've have said the same thing if it was a guy. Don't make this a sexist issue because it's not.
omiaow 5
Well thats what you get for being a judgemental asshole and judging ppl bc of how they look.