Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Pyrithium 8
Don't judge a book by its cover? Are you guys high? How about "don't smoke on campus" or "if you're a presidential scholar, ACT LIKE IT"?
Axel5238 29
Lots of schools have some sort of standards within reason of what you can and can't wear. Also, given that it's generally there is a season for students looking at possible colleges and they want everyone to put their best foot forward as far as making the campus look good. That's all. Everyone says don't judge a book by it's cover which is true, but generally the cover is the first thing to get your interest to even check it out. Like it or not image is important.
buttersmom 14
Universities are generally open game for dress. Unless you are at a private college, there aren't any guidelines at most colleges... At least none of them are followed if there are rules in place. College is a time of self expression. Staff has better things to do than worry about the girl wearing torn jeans and boots.
redeagle1924 6
Yeah, that sounds like a presidential scholar these days.....
Stitcher 14
YDI OP. I dress like that, and smoke, and I'm an honors student. (Not in the US, we don't really have a term for smart kids in my country except for 'smart kid') Suck her dick, I'd much rather be her friend than yours.
KnownAsCAJ 11
You do realize that you are also judging... right?
KnownAsCAJ 11
"It is easy to believe in freedom of speech for those with whom we agree." – Leo McKern
Stitcher 14
I'm judging on a basis of character, OP judged without proper reason. Also by your logic, aren't you now judging me? ;)
KnownAsCAJ 11
Never said I wasn't. Im just not ignorant to the fact judging is a part of human life. They were wrong in vocalizing it though because it was offensive.
Um_Awkward_ 12
You walked right into that!
bzakly 3
So... Did you? lol
yeongji 31
With the assumption that it is not a lie and that she is indeed a presidential scholar, she just proved that she may be book smart, but does not have much of a personality. She will either be getting really far in life, or not far at all.
syed121417 22
I ******* hate it when people say "not much of a personality". Nobody can have a lot or a little personality, everyone has it because personality is how you express yourself or come off as to the world. Not something that can be measured. And so what, just because she smoked and like ripped jeans, she automatically doesn't have a good personality? She could be a very giving person for all we know. The post is you can't judge someone as a whole for one teeny part of them you have seen. Otherwise why would we get to know people at all?
niksatter96 20
That's why you shouldn't judge people they could be something completely different than what we think.
DanielAlexander 7
good, you're a ******* prick. mind yourself. really though, who just feels the need to put in there 2 cents to a stranger?
rdixo005 5
Ya, your a pretentious d-bag.