Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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Top comments
youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Comments (340)
Alexaraeruth 3
Not your place to say anything. You need to leave people alone. You deserved it!
buttersmom 14
YDI for being so judgmental. People are allowed to dress and act however they please, even if you dislike it or you think it isn't appropriate. The girl PROBABLY shouldn't have reacted in such a way, but could you really blame her? Nobody likes to be insulted and even if you didn't mean to, you probably did insult her.
VoodooPriestess 16
Ummmmmm. He wasn't being judgmental, really. It seems more like OP was just serious about his campus showing off job, with lots of school spirit. You know like saying the president shouldn't go overseas to represent our country in a speedo or something. (But OP, no one likes school spirit)
stacey2570 21
He should have known better than to mess with a girl in combat boots !!!
CyberGothic 16
Fully representative of the dignity of the office of the President of the United States. Well, the current one, anyway.
Balanar 6
OP got pwned by a Presidential Scholar for 800 gold...!
calucalay 13
No you uncultured, bigoted, judgemental swine, YOU are not representing your school well.
wang33334 12
She is a dick . Give her your middle finger is all
GroomsieWI 0
You guys are all forgetting about presentability and etiquette. I agree with OP because people need to be held more accountable. As for the smoking, it is her choice, but it's a very poor choice. If she is truly educated, then she should know enough to not smoke.
KayDee29 31
well then according to your logic none of us should be using this app because internet kills brain cells. and while we're on that matter, plastic causes cancer so you better stop drinking from water bottles. and alcohol is extremely bad for you, but that doesn't seem to stop people? education does not automatically mean you can't also make your own life choices. just because people know that beer is bad for you, or that big mac, or the plastic water bottle doesn't mean people are going to stop using or consuming those things.
syed121417 22
We aren't forgetting about "presentability" because we're saying its bullshit. Listen I'm sorry you decide to judge people based on their appearance and you have an image of what any educated person should look like. If I was wearing khakis and a pink cardigan and a ponytail, would you be surprised to find out that I'm a disappointment? We all choose to do bad, but that doesn't mean we aren't educated.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Why do girls say "sick my dick"?