Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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RandomBlackMan 0
crap. I was too loud?
ollie179 21
Hey Dave...I dare you to rape glare that girl. Haha, ok but I dare you to repeat their conversation under your breath. Ha! Ok
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Comments (147)
Badboy6 5
Haha, well you have a new story you can tell your future grandchildren
Tjack_atack 0
was this bus ride going to Detroit?
optimusprime0069 8
Maybe you dressed like a **** that day :)
nateiztite 5
they were proably kidding around! because i do that stuff with my friends as a joke sometimes to people its funny
genesisnirvana 11
What exactly does a rape glare look like?
BagleHead 6
...and those were just the people you could see...
Keyman1212 14
Typical inner city public transit. Nothing wrong with it, bums and crazies need a way to get around too.
tiberhit 6
17 to answer your question- take a look at 19s profile pic, that's a rape stare in the feline world.
Finn_the_human 5
No use in pointing it out.
leadman1989 16
I'm giving you one right now suthper hard suthper suthper hard.... e.e
Kyzahhh 7
I'm surprised OP already knows what the "rape glare" looks like.
dre_bro11 12
16: "yay, let's do stuff to people that can get us arrested. Yay" You sound like so much fun, there should be more people like you in today's society -.-
Jammy01jams 2
Dude don't worry it's the bus. The weirdos that cant drive take the bus. I should put some of my bus stories on FML.
mcintosh123 15
I bet the other guy gave you the troll face
EnEl_Infierno 15
Today well taking the bus to work, I was trying to give this really cute girl my most sexy eyes, but instead she got all creeped out and now probably thinks I'm a rapist or something. fml.
comedysilver08 4
16, you hang out with really creepy people.
ceepevoy 0
wtf is the matter with you?
crystalrain17 14
Dressing in a more provocative manner, i.e. "sluttily", is NO justification for sexual harassment! You sound like the campus cop who told college girls that they should dress less sluttily to avoid getting raped. That is absolutely RIDICULOUS and the talk of a rapist. Glad to know I should stay away from your perverted, chauvinistic self, 15. STFU
leadman1989 16
1. Chauvinistic doesn't automatically mean, men you can be just as chauvinistic towards women. 2. Speaking in all practicality there is NO justification for assault but it would be easier to assault a girl wearing a skirt than jeans. It just would be.
HomeAl0ne 20
"...and that's how I met your father. Well, technically, your biological father."
RandomBlackMan 0
crap. I was too loud?
xlord 27
Your pic makes you look more like the guy giving the rape glare
organicmtdew 0
What is being poured? Also: this comment and account title WIN!
molly2moon 0
#2 your username/pic/comment = win ? this smiley makes me think of a rape glare
iilovecokee 6
I love your sense of humor!
izzym11 1
Ya I think she knows our plan
iglesia 11
It kinda sounds like OP was being annoying more than anything
alstbv12 13
Should have given him the rape glare back...
StopDropNRoll 11
But I wouldnt be the rape glare cause they both want :(
overthelimit 3
OP had dem "**** me" eyes.
LakersFanatiC 3
Normally rapers are immune to the Rape Glare.
NicNax007 0
Thumbs down for making up your own English. I believe the word you may have been looking for is "them". Ugh!
nerdfighteria 7
75- I'm sure 38 knew that . . . she was probably doing this thing known as "a joke". And if you were to correct 38, anyway, the correct word is "those".
hailphire130 0
I love grammar nazi fails.
ALpein 0
Then that'd be a "consensual lovin'" glare.
NicNax007 0
Obviously the correct word that should have been used was "those" but seeing how "those" and "dem" sound NOTHING alike, I was pointing out the obvious... People that type like "Dat wuz de best nite of mi lyfe" drive me nuts! It's almost like it takes more effort to type that way then the proper way!!!
NicNax007 0
Obviously the correct word that should have been used was "those" but seeing how "those" and "dem" sound NOTHING alike, I was pointing out the obvious... People that type like "Dat wuz de best nite of mi lyfe" drive me nuts! It's almost like it takes more effort to type like that!
RandomBlackMan 0
you dumbass. my friend was giving op the rape glare. I was just repeating what they saying
goneblue 3
114-got uh Luce OP- you're judgemental and rude. No one wants. To rape YOU
DarkHelmet 10
Well get off the damn bus! Another will be along
alisakittykat 0
Um jump off a moving bus? Ya that's better than having someone stare at you...(sarcasm)
erobus707 0
Lucky you're already a marine. I'm still waiting for boot.
DarkHelmet 10
Well my soon to be brother enjoy the wait cuz once it begins your gonna long for that waiting time
tarynstoelzing 0
you ******* idiot i think he means wait till it stops! use your sarcasm ass-hole mind
erobus707 0
That intense?
roxysoxy 0
"the rape glare"?
Dan_the_Man_dan_ 1
I do it all the time, freaks chicks out heheh
roxysoxy 0
creep.
Laurenlou 24
More like "the **** me glare"
nollid7 5
It was probably the, you're f$$king ugly glare. Why is it that women think they're sooooo hot??? It just seems like they think THEIR GREAT lol
beebeeL 1
I don't do public transportation! Not snooty, paranoid Dx
GeneralMotors 23
Haha. The rape glare? That is so weird. fyl.
molly2moon 0
Oh gawd. Thers too many freaks in this world and might i ask, what in the bloody hell does a rape glare look like???
Virginia6810 16
I keep thinking of that profile picture that says 'will there be butt sex?'
molly2moon 0
I do enjoy that pic *gives rape glare*
ollie179 21
Hey Dave...I dare you to rape glare that girl. Haha, ok but I dare you to repeat their conversation under your breath. Ha! Ok
Majstr 23
Probably they did it for teh lulz.
organicmtdew 0
This post also wins.
xleanne_aLly 23
#9, I see you've met my friends. Haha.
MrCoolPants 7
What happened to George??
HomeAl0ne 20
Challenge accepted.
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
sounds like someones having a fun night.