Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
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Top comments
youllnvrkno 8
Moral of the story, Never judge a book by its cover.
DragonDude 24
Did you suck it?
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Comments (340)
blameitonjerome 4
Nothing wrong with combat boots and ripped jeans. True she was rude but that's what you get for discriminating against what other people want to wear, says nothing about what she is like as a person. There was no need to make any comment to her.
savageo_o 4
While the language was a bit much why was that your place to say anything
lizafer 1
You totally deserved that
Leanne798 25
Am I the only one kind of on OP's side? That girl was pretty rude, and maybe it's just my school, but people aren't allowed to smoke on campus. Though I do agree her comment about what she was wearing was excessive.
Honest_FML 9
Moral of the story: Try not to look like a piece of trash if you're actually a lot more than that
kotake 7
I think with a lot of these things, it's just easier to put up a spiked wall and block people out. So that's what the girl was doing. She really didn't want to be bothered. I don't do it, but after being asked annoying questions constantly about trivial things I can relate. It's just easier to say screw you than engage in a debate over trivial stuff with random strangers who have no business talking about it.
syed121417 22
Actual moral of the story: get rid of the ******* stigma that people who smoke or wear something like what the girl was wearing represents "trash" because this is the perfect example proving that wrong.
Bl4nk3t 2
and you thing being judgy is a good way to represent the school?
SushiStarfish 2
sounds sexy
Eternity49 13
You were better off keeping your mouth shut, her choice of dress and smoking habits are none of your concern.
Queenie2014 11
YDI mind your your damn business
callmecrazy70 3
YDI. she wasn't bothering you. if it would've been me I'd have shoved my boot up your ass.