Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER to treat a sprain on my left arm. What caused it? A phone. You read that right. A phone. Particularly, my husband’s phone. It was on the table where I was standing and with one swift motion, he yanked my arm, pulled me out of the way, and snatched the thing. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Emergency room? Oh, no! First, it’s “Hello, Apple Store!” Where are your priorities? I got two hands, but only one iPhone!
Dave_Davington 34
Well, you have to hand it to that driver. He (or she) was certainly not phoning it in with their timing.
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Dave_Davington 34
Well, you have to hand it to that driver. He (or she) was certainly not phoning it in with their timing.
Kurliez408 32
fyl but also a little bit ydi for not checking the car wasn't moving before getting your phone. A car engine noise is hard to miss.
tounces7 28
No, actually it's 100% the fault of the driver when you run someone over in a parking lot. It's up to the driver to pay attention to pedestrians around their vehicle.
Lobby_Bee 18
Sorry to hear that, is the phone okay?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I hope the driver gave you a hand after that. Some people would run over something like that.
RichardPencil 32
Emergency room? Oh, no! First, it’s “Hello, Apple Store!” Where are your priorities? I got two hands, but only one iPhone!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I just find it hard to believe that you didn't notice the car on and most likely in reverse gear.
tounces7 28
Takes what....1 second to put a car in reverse?
09051308288 17
Good thing, you can still type this 😂😂
tonyfan00 38
Wait, those white lights on the rear indicate reverse?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Someone obviously doesn't know how to use their mirrors to check for stray pedestrians retrieving mobile devices from the ground. Seriously though, sue for medical bills!