Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
KatieAvery 0
fanfiction lawlz
Pain_Gill 3
Why were you counting the words?
PYROxSYCO3 7
Well time to sell it to **** industry to the highest bidder hahaha
youngwildfree_fml 0
Let her do what she wants
RensM 22
Sound like normal behaviour for a 16 year old to me. So wake up and realise that as soon as kids hit puberty they will have sexual feelings which out in different ways just be glad she did not write about the dog and some peanut butter.
bossov_ballerina 0
that's what you get for snooping!
Dmoney15 0
ur a ******* dick head to say I can't believe this freak..really?! she's ur ******* daughter, she's having fun and you were supposed to see it, so stop snooping..and why the **** did u keep reading once u found out what it was..I can't believe she was raised by such a freak
sciencekidster1 8
Before you get mad at HER..when did YOU lose your virginity?
varalane 1
its not like she made a **** vid, relax. u wanted to b nosey and know wat she's into, now u know. now that its not wat u wanna see ur posting it all over the internet, .. yea smooth -.-
ireejane 3
First of all.. the snooping is absolutely uncalled for. Secondly... You are such a douche for calling your daughter a freak.. it's not like she's out ******* sheep or something. What the hell do you expect anyway, she's a hormonal teenage girl.. I'm sure you were way worse when you were her age.
Kitsi 14
I agree with most of what you said. however, I do not beleive that financial dependency is the only way to deterrmine who has access to privacy and who doesn't. I don't beleive in the notion of parents owning their children simply because they had them. i firmly believe children are their own people. This does not mean lettign a two-year old play in traffic. What it means is you must loosen the reins as you go. As the child becomes a young adult (14,15,16...), they really need breathing room. I find OP's behavior deplorable and unwarranted (unless there are circumstances which caused him to distrust her). I also take offense to his attitude toward his child. What's with the judgement? Writing fanfics is not even CLOSE to the worst thing she could be doing. All people alive have hormones. Just because she happened to write her PRIVATE, PERSONAL fantasies down and he read them of his own brutish, dictatorial accord does not mean she is a bad person.