ugly
United States
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Whadda you mean?
Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife…" We all laughed, and then my partner said, "Boy, you got THAT right." FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
HeatoN
Germany
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Wrongword
Shanghai, China
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
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HouseKeeping 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Are you ugly?
ariannaimelda 7
They're just jealous because they aren't getting married. Congrats!
daisyloo 7
Don't let that ruin your big day!
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Shoulda' made your wedding on Tuesday. Then you could of commented and said, "C U Next Tuesday!"
jeffav51 0
congrats:) please text 581 4049 I'm bored
adropofpeace 8
At least they admitted you belong together! Now don't trip and fall in mud and the day will be perfect!
enonymous 9
It's ok if you look like Shrek and you gown is made from several tarps and your train is an actual train. You found someone to look past all of that and he truly loves you.
PutItIn 8
Sure makes you wish there was a dislike button, doesn't it ??
BABTcakes 0
txt me :) 323.606.9709
NTimmy 2
that's for Facebook...
Fakeddd 0
WTF WHY IS THIS THUMBED DOWN????
lackofhobby 2
congrats!!
meggerfrute 0
it doesn't matter what they think because the person that you're marrying thinks you are beautiful in your own way.
Anastasia95 5
Actually the person who wrote this was a man XD...really check it out
mr_miyagi 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ugly til death haha
jellybeans4833 7
Atleast they love eachother...isn't that the reason why they're getting married in the first place?
DinoJess 0
2 - obviously you would laugh at your own joke. I mean, no one else did because it wasn't funny. it was far from it in fact.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
2, Dear troll, Please get out from under my bed. It's hard to sleep when you're always beating off. Sincerely, Orgasmic
fooldaddyswag 3
shut up pussy
JcLove8 0
botch
takanuva0123 0
I bet that was your wife's sister, they're always like that. Well the mean ones that is. But don't worry, you're getting married!!!!!!
chili10 18
but why would she call her own sister ugly? hm..
Soloman212 28
Yeah! Arebt siblings, like, always bestest friends?! Like in the next FML, those sisters are as tight as a cult!
mmccombs13 0
So you got on Facebook and FML all on the same day you are getting married? impressive
mmccombs13 0
So you got on Facebook and FML all on the same day you are getting married? impressive
dreawlkr523 0
i agree with 121 even a simple "yay me!" would suffice.
hahaitsmattheau 0
maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself
jeffav51 0
just like your dog
takanuva0123 0
Dear 48, You are a royal dumbass. Cheers, MarkL
pixelebrate 0
His dog is hot dumbass.
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
If said person comes to the wedding, make them leave.
Olovio 5
Uninvite them and then beat the shit out of them with your uglyness.
Iwashere12345 0
last time I checked, you can't beat someone with ugliness
Spacibo100 9
Well, I agree with uninviting them...
hoodasswhitekid 0
that's why they invented plastic surgery.
takanuva0123 0
So that people can reflect what they are on the inside is the same as what they are on the outside: fake.
Molord1 0
And for people who have been in aesthetically scarring accidents.
gan4sula 2
maybe you are the pretty ones that's not mentioned
howslife123 0
then again, maybe she's not.
Just2BMe 5
No one is ugly.
DinoJess 0
thaaaank yoooou! if I could thumb this up multiple times I would. :)
jeffav51 0
You are right, some people are just plain hideous.
Coolbreezer 0
lol. that's a fallacy that ugly people made up
souljer 0
Everyone is beautiful in their own ways. Everyone also has different opinions about peoples looks. For example, i find Emma Watson attractive but dont find Megan Fox attractive at all.
DinoJess 0
so both of you don't think an unattractive person, in your opinion, doesn't have anything attractive on or about them? you might not like their body, but they could have the most gorgeous eyes ever. people like you both are just too close-minded and focused on the appearances than to realize there are way more great things about a person than their looks.
fooldaddyswag 3
there are tons of extremely unnattractive people out there obvs
mLsSfTw208 0
yes ur corret no one is ugly just not pretty or very not pretty
nfc14 2
Dinojess. Ugly by definition relates to looks. But, I agree there is more to a person than looks, and, you can be 'ugly' on the inside. All guys get past just wanting looks
CaysonJon 11
That's just what ugly people say to make themselves feel better.
YFDIOP 0
you're husbands ugly?
je_suis_fml 11
you are husbands...
schaflava 0
no but his dick is super tiny!
koe4 0
lol at first i thought the big BM was making a little one inch space between his fingers or something.
wordnerd42 0
Let's see, 9, where to begin.. Inability to spell "your." Failed contraction in "husband's." Likely misinterpretation of OP's gender. Obnoxious username. ...you're just fishing for thumbs down, aren't you?
cricketlover 0
who cares? it's only a Facebook status. the important thing is that you are getting married. congratulations!