Today, I received a letter from a “judge” declaring me mentally unfit and ordering me to transfer my house and money into my son’s name. It had 8 spelling mistakes. My son really will do anything to avoid getting a job. I’m kicking him out when he turns 30 in 2 weeks. Enough is enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to court to get custody of my son from my ex. I was denied because I spelled his name wrong on the court filing. FML
Today, my son hates people so much he's working three jobs to be able move out and pay for his own place. He got the keys today and when I asked if he was having a housewarming party, he told me he’s not giving his address out to anyone, and no one is invited, ever, not even me. FML
Today, thanks to my son's inability to keep his trap shut, and natural ability to piss everybody off, our landlord is now not renewing our lease at the end of the month, and went out of his way to let me know it is all my son's fault, and he can’t wait to personally kick us both into the street. FML
Today, I had my legitimation case transferred to another county. Why? Because my child's mother has a lawyer. She moved and didn't give her address, so I can't find our son. She literally filed for child support to be vindictive and is alienating me from our son. FML
Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out because our son was diagnosed autistic and he is completely uninterested in raising a child who will never be "normal" and who will "never make him proud." He also said if I want child support I’ll have to take him to court because no way is he paying willingly. FML
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son has to sue his great uncle and step aunt for theft and extortion of his father's estate. FML
Today, my son sent me a very frank text telling me my husband is no longer welcome at his house, because, “He knows what he did, if you want to know then ask him.” This isn’t going to be good. FML
Today, my wife refuses to admit our 13-year-old son has no chance in hell of getting into college. He never got more than an E or an F on his exams, routinely misspells his own name, can't remember our address and I just watched him spend 10 minutes looking for his lost hat which, by the way, was on his head. FML
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GoogieWithers 25
Kick him out now. I am concerned about your safety. He is obviously trying fraud rather than employment.
mcsmee 8
You should retroactively kick him out when he turns 29. In other words, kick him out now and tell him that he should have been gone 50 weeks ago.
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mcsmee 8
You should retroactively kick him out when he turns 29. In other words, kick him out now and tell him that he should have been gone 50 weeks ago.
GoogieWithers 25
Kick him out now. I am concerned about your safety. He is obviously trying fraud rather than employment.
maverick83 15
^^What they said. You don't have to wait until he's 30, especially if he's pulling shit like that.
DLBL 23
Get a lawyer of your own, maybe a pro-bono service would help you. I sure hope so.
JasonThorn 23
File that letter in your son's "recycle bin"...next to his APPENDIX of a "lawyer."
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you want to teach him a lesson I know a guy who will stop his benefits.