Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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Hootie_95 0
Thats actually quite refreshing. These days people are too easy to get physical with someone. Sure a kiss is small but you're waiting for the right person. I had my first kiss when I was 12 but wished I hadn't that young.
poopy910 8
Hopefully they all stood up because they were thinking about their dads. I'd like to think that our society hasn't gone that much downhill. also, congrats to you for not having your first kiss. I believe you should save it for someone special. :) So props to you. :)
fml_mu 10
So what? That's life and it's still early. At least make sure u kiss the right person. The one who really deserves it. :) Maybe by the time I am writing this she must have already kissed someone! :P
mimerino 9
Babe. Just get up so you don't look like a prude. They're 12. They won't know the truth.
LonelyLoser93 3
Don't worry OP, I have never been kissed either. I'm a virgin in many ways. :(
cjakobs02 7
I agree with #1... You don't need to kiss a guy to be pretty or to have a life.. I'm the same age and haven't had mine, what's the rush, ya know?:)
LilTiinyDiamonds 11
So um, what is the possibility that you kissed girls though?
xXNerrrdXx 16
they kiss at 12 and be parents at 14....be happy you arent kf their generation OP
ashjo 12
Probably kissed on the cheek hahah
jayyvonblood 18
Ooh Train Wreck!! I love that game!!!