Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Top comments
cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
yesmydear 7
if you don't have kids.. I would say, leave him..life is too short for bad sex..
kerstileann 26
That's really really shallow. Maybe OP is the reason it's bad, bet you wouldnt tell him to leave her.
zBLAKEz 23
And people say guys are the ones who only care about sex...
coralinesmommy 1
I agree with yesmydear. But if the man was saying this, I'd say the same to him. No one deserves to be treated this way. Man or woman.
marcranger 29
I find sex incredibly boring. I'll do it to keep my boyfriend happy, but I'd rather play video games myself!
Hitdadeck10 2
Throw some excitement in there, something new. This is hilarious though, and try hiding controllers and if it's pc hide the mouse or keyboard haha.
captainsmegma 12
Time to fire up the vibrator.
Tsukiyomi 16
Sorry OP FYL seriously
nevermindthemind 18
Try different positions maybe, game roleplay ftw
0goniok 5
You should talking about this with him, not posting fmls.
lawnguy 11
apparently your game needs work.
Pussycat86 18
There are two things in marriage I personally can't live with ; 1 is cheating and 2 is bad sex! Almost anything else a couple can work things out! This is my personal opinion!
marcranger 29
Depressed, unemployed, thieving alcoholic who refuses to get help doesn't count? Well crap, I'll tell my ex to right back into my arms so we (I) can work through it!
mommy2cassidy 18
See I actually read the comment properly. #46 said ALMOST anything else...
ninety 25
I fail to see how bad sex is something that can't be worked through. People can get better at things that they're not good at, especially sex and especially if it's related to inexperience.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you just don't know what good sex is.