Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
JudeDoll 6
clearly you need a new husband. f that.
graphicstyle7 17
First off, you've been living with "bad or no sex" for a while now. Take it from an older lady, if you can't talk to him like a friend, or see a counselor about this, go on with your life and leave him. He's not worth years of agony if he walks on you like this and does not take your feelings into consideration. Plenty of fish in the sea for all of us, trust me. Second, how very rude and insensitive of him to stop abruptly like that and insult you in the process. He sounds emotionally like a five year old. I've been there, done that, now I have a great husband I can have great sex with and talk to, but I had to get rid of the crappy husband first and get on with my life. I advise you do the same.
oJoy 11
sounds like you got a serious problem there. men like that tend to cheat etc. I'd keep your eye on him.
DollFacedTee 6
You guys should try to spice it up! Ask him new things he wants to try. Maybe that would help.
tournamentdecide 33
Same, but I'm oddly curious as to what it is also.
thewife5 19
He's gay
Lylliaah 15
Tell his mom lol. No really. Then leave the boy in search of a man. Dafuq did I just read...?
Tannasgh 22
Sounds like a second warning. If it is rarely good, and he takes off in the middle of what is good, it's downhill from there. Get out before you waste 20 years where you can be having great sex...
AirBusDriver 23
I am curious... can one be bored whilst maintaining an erection?
ninety 25
It's fine if you aren't having problems to begin with, but she shouldn't have to compete with a video game for his affections, nobody should. That aside, with the point they're at now, he's probably the type that would get mad at her for interrupting or getting in the way.