Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******
Joheezy 14
That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.
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Comments (109)
Joheezy 14
That has surprisingly happened to me before, exact situation.
Hash13 13
I would like to be in exact situation ... Playing call of duty .. Reviving head ...
DARKDAY07 16
I second #11
ElectroThunder28 16
This goes for 11 too, just get a gay guy to do it. Your not gonna be paying attention anyway, and he would love it.
hurtfeet 17
I don't think #19's parents would enjoy that idea, considering he's 16.
jsrf 8
Or nahhhh #29
doctorhook86 25
#1: That's not only a bizarre and hilarious coincidence, but also a good first comment.
flowerpowergirl 10
I'm sorry but I would never give my bf a ******* while he is playing a video game.. either he wants to play or be intimate with me..
doctorhook86 25
#75: Personally I wouldn't want receive a ******* while playing a video game--too distracting, and giving her my full sexual attention is more fun. I hate when the girl is only half-into it; why would I expect her to be okay with me being only half-into it?
Googolman 29
16 is really not that young... there are thirteen-year-olds who engage in sexual activities.
reallyokok 5
That doesn't make it okay
Googolman 29
I know it doesn't; I've always been extremely annoyed by it, but 16 is an acceptable age to lose one's virginity. It is the age of consent in most countries, after all.
onlychildFTW 34
I'd love to get head while playing xbox...
Sockmonkey12 10
That's not a good thing
xluciferx666 21
Well guess we know what's gonna happen next time he asks for it
WCARlover 35
Any man who gets angry over you giving him a ******* does not deserve a *******
afallingstar 22
Agreed. He should feel lucky she was willing to do so.
CatchMe25 16
Not only willing but happy
tygerarmy 35
Couldn't agree more. I've never been mad a woman for giving me head. I'd just be disappointed if it was a game she played and she didn't sit on my face to play the next round.
illinoiscentral 16
#59, couldn't agree more!
ShenaniganNinja 20
Unless they use teeth.
Texasblackboots 16
Or he's gay
aliciavanham 13
How low can you go, literally.
InkedGamer 9
perfect comment.
gary3768 13
I ageee
Juicenub 25
Wow,I guess that situation sucked for everyone
bigharp2005 3
wish my wife would...
devildog562 33
Obviously you were doing it right if he was distracted. I would lose a few rounds to get good head, what's his issue ?
SexyQueen0905 24
Umm your husband needs to get his priorities in check.
briang959 47
You answered the call of duty....he did not. :)
WhatsUpJJ 9
His eyes may have been on the screen, but his head was elsewhere...
Ironmayhem 22
yea, in her mouth...
riddle143 15
No. Up his ass kinda like yours :P
WhatsUpJJ 9
Of course, where else?