Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
wittjarod 8
pull out game too strong.
JMichael 26
It's really not all that great. I prefer cuddling and holding hands over sex any day.
17031990 20
If you find sex boring, you probably aren't doing it right!
DylanHasClass 17
Maybe... Role playing would be a great option
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
GIVE HIM ASS!
marcranger 29
I'm not sure if that was directed at me, 52, but the only time I can get into sex is if I'm able to act out my extremely strange fetish that doesn't involve penetration or much of any other contact and that only a very small percentage of the population seems to share, none of whom seem to be in the small town I live in. So anything vanilla or even mildly kinky is a total snoozefest for me. I also know a few asexuals and grey-asexuals who have tried it to keep their partners happy, like me, but found it to be painful as well as boring.
thes7274473 19
Gives a new meaning to ******* bored...
laden_swallow09 35
She was so unresponsive, he may as well have been ******* a wooden board? Board stiff. Bored stiff? There's a construction and wood joke in here, somewhere…
KattrinaGLee 3
It sounds like your husband is loosing his erection in the middle of sex and he is embarrasses. Him being bored is a cover up!
Superspiderbat 23
The question is was the game good?
AshBash2211 14
You need to have a serious talk with him. My fiancé and I have gone through times where my sex drive was way higher than his but we talked through it. Two adults in a healthy relationship should be able to talk about anything