Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 41
Try some alpha as **** sometime...he'll enjoy that probably
laden_swallow09 35
Huh?
patrickeli 15
That's when you know the beginning of your marriage's end has begun
megdennis23 5
Takes video game console outside and runs it over with her car...
pliskon_snake 14
Time for a new husband...
andreat1231 4
you should've asked him if you could phone a friend!
laden_swallow09 35
Not enough detail and context for me to make a judgement call, here.
xRiverSongx 17
I think this may be a sign you need to have a talk with your husband, OP.
jazalea8 16
Might be time to see if he is cheating...if sex is that rare. Good sex comes as you have sex and should not be rare.
Okamichu 21
That's crazy! Geez I guess you could try and spice things up if you want? Or don't give him any for a while.
badluckalex 23
I'm scared to know what this fetish is