Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
EvilLittleMan 23
Looks like your husband may get more joy with more than one type of joy stick.
Murilirum 23
I actually can't get this one through my head. Like WHAT?
laden_swallow09 35
"Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said 'I'm ******' BORED,' and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML" Does that help you?
nonsensical 26
#74 your reply just makes you seem like a smartass... nobody likes a smartass.
Draugen 16
Better to be a smartass than a dumbass.
Enslaved 38
Someone that doesn't want to have sex with a dead fish. Maybe the wife just lies there motionless?
annihil8or 15
Your husband might be gay...
DocBastard 40
And you might be an idiot. News flash, genius: not all men are sex fiends. Just because a guy doesn't display raw lust 24/7, it doesn't even hint that he's gay. Maybe he wasn't in the mood. Maybe he paused his game at a crucial part. Or maybe his wife is just plain boring in bed. Ever think of that? Of course not.
Migillope 10
So you're telling me there is a zero percent chance that he's gay? That's really ignorant, #29. Sure it isn't certain, but it isn't impossible either. He was merely pointing out a possiblity.
Zebediabolical 45
He might indeed be gay. But there's nothing in this FML that points that way with any sort of reliability.
zBLAKEz 23
29 didn't say that there's 0% chance that he's gay.
DocBastard 40
Migillope - What about the story implied that the husband was gay? Is that your assumption every time a man isn't interested in sex? That he's gay? If so, then every man who has ever lived must be gay.
DanielleinDC 34
She says "rare good sex", so I'm guessing she doesn't lie like a lump under her husband. So either they are horribly mismatched--quite the possibility--or he is indeed gay, so he would be bored having sex with a woman. It wouldn't be the first time a gay man married a woman because he was deeply in denial. He could also be asexual or minimally sexual and not really like having sex; such people exist. Either way, OP and her husband need counseling to try to get to the root of the problem and if that doesn't work, a divorce so they can find more suitable partners.
isabellasimone 18
Make things exciting!
ber4fun 23
How obnoxious, sex is about pleasing both parties. He doesn't deserve any if he can't consider you at all.
Ichiya 29
Maybe she wasn't making it good for him ever so he got fed up and left.
timmeeeee 10
he's a gamer and has a wife? what am I doing with my life..
kitten1800 18
gamers can have gorlfriends and wives! I happen to love gamers
timmeeeee 10
Ooo. Im messaging you right now :D
ohSNAPyall 27
FFS
Gittoh 21
#58 I bet you like a few who happens to be gamers. If you like them because they are gamers..that is a bad relationship right there.
schwaka 17
Ikr? I was married for 7 years (was young, stupid, and in the army), and next time I'm gonna find someone that will game with me!
loveseat14 11
I'm so sorry
Bumwhiskers 17
Sounds like you guys need an extra life
BananaSquats 2
Maybe he didn't initiate the sex. Not all guys are the stereotypical male who thrive off sex. Pfft, feminists