Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
Inoku 0
Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."
alexomAnexo 0
At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD
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Inoku 0
Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."
alexomAnexo 0
At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD
TheNeidermayer 0
135 Wait, what? I'm suspecting that your one of those PS3 ignoramus's who think playstation is better for no reason. And for the rest of it, you called her an idiot for pretty much everything she did here,
xxcmb3k3xx 21
You saying that makes you an Xbox fanboy though...
omg_18 0
hahahahahahahaha. sorry. but that's funny. jerk move from your boyfriend tho.
NatDancer2010 0
for some reason I don't believe this fml. the boyfriend claiming your better at vgames. prob never happened. him telling you to hurry though..very believable lol
MagicMeds 0
I think it meant better at videogames than handjobs...
bobbymullet 11
I agree. she's lying so all the guys will fall in love with her for being able to play video games.she needs to get a life before it can be f'd.
Jazzybaybee5683 0
Why would all the guys fall in love with her for video games? That doesn't even make sense. First of all she said she got bored of them so obviously she isn't a true gamer. Secondly, she sucks at whatever sexual thing she was trying to do. Guys will not fall in love with that.
NorfolkDude 2
I don't get how this is a FML? Are you saying you're bad at games, and your bf was saying that you play video games better than sex? If so, perhaps you should talk to him about it. I mean sometimes guys just need to do stuff. Girls on the other hand don't understand.
FmyLion 0
the boyfriend was too focused on the game to care about the intimacy. along with the fact that he said person was better at video games
lilhedz 0
the other hand HAHA
danny_ 0
You should of just un plugged his Xbox.. They suck anyway pc FTW!
ilikepie789 0
hey #4 guess wat? u suck and probably have no friends.
averageirishman 0
PS3 FTW
itachi5464 0
agreed
metroid3802 0
Agreed, PC FTW!
alex1502 0
ALL 3 FTW!!!
TopnotchGotThis 0
PS3 FTW!
pieintheface 0
hey, why not both?
DJP0N3 0
No they didint 90% of console games are in pc too and fps ate way better
patriotsfan12 4
Xbox kicks ps3's ass any day of the week
thecman25 14
only if you got raped by microsoft, ps3 kicks the **** out of the 360
necromancerlord 0
You should have shot him from behind and tea-bagged him in the game. Get what you want anyways.
Eatitout 0
well if it was Halo 3 i don't blame him, Stick to what you do best ;). but still a video game over a BJ?, come on...
thatoneguyyoumet 0
"Today I was playing xbox live with my boyfriend..." i just have to say that's awesome! I've had several girlfriends before that will flip out just because I play video games...
Jazzybaybee5683 0
Uh.. Then obviously you're dating the wrong people
Meow34 0
#5 What the hell are you supposed to call it then? I call it a remote and I'm 16 .. O_O
blankaex 0
I call it "the thing with buttons I use to win", but I don't know how it matters what you call it.
ertyert101 10
most people call it a "controller"
demonpossessed 0
he was into his game, he didnt want to lose. he complimented on your video game skills (though you still cant say controller). i dont get how this constitutes as an FML
alex_vik 1
Why did you distract him? You deserved it for distracting him from his game.