Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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RadAtThis01 0
and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing
xStiina 0
Haha, must have been hot sex.
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Comments (196)
iVereor 0
If you came down 5 minutes earlier his hands would be in his pants.
mtnairtom 0
next time get closer to the monitor and put on a real show haha
restythestar 0
this fml-s just a little ****** up. I wonder if OP once posted "today I found out I'm pregnant with my bf" FML.
AnotherOutlook 0
At least you know your brother isn't into close family relationships. Ba Ha Ha
roxannaloo 0
lol eh wtf? this woman and her boyfriend couldn't get anymore stupid :P
krt_fml 0
omfg I feel sorry for him next time turn it off lmfao
Illyssa_fml 4
wtf? you guys must be pretty loud and say weird stuff while having sex
cuddlekitty66 0
So... Boyfriend...? You should have gotten married if you were pregnant. Don't make the poor child suffer if your non legally attached boyfriend decided to skip out. YDI for doing that. All of that.
monnanon 14
husbands can quite easily run out too.
srh1988 0
You are a dummmmb ******* bitch. Marriage isnt a big deal, a healthy happy family is.
snafu63 0
I thought baby moniters where one way
imright24 0
So he finished before you guys?