Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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RadAtThis01 0
and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing
xStiina 0
Haha, must have been hot sex.
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Comments (196)
rawrgirl13 0
1. he's your bf and u have a kid? 2. I bet ur brother was having "fun" (;
boopityboppity 11
1. Yes. 2. No.
weritomexican 7
^^^^i agree with 51^^^
dragonoff 0
your brother is going to need a lot of favors for life after that
cocktailpeanut 3
Were you in the baby's room? Because baby monitors only work one way. So you were either in the same room as the baby having sex (totally wrong on many levels) or this I'd fake. And YDI for having a child out of wedlock. So really your bastard child AND you brother are scarred for life.
boopityboppity 11
Why does the OP deserve it for having a child outside of wedlock? Perhaps that's what they wanted.
love_me_electric 20
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having a child out of wedlock. A person's parenting skills aren't determined by whether or not they have a ring on their finger.
tigercoon 12
I agree with # 59 and 61. #55, don't be a judgmental prick.
KasCiaYr 0
Bastard child? seriosly?
ilovecjpreston 0
1. there is nothing wrong with sex out of wedlock. 2. there is nothing wrong with a baby out of wedlock accidents happen 3. the brother if something like this is happening do the smart thing and turn the monitor off... 4. if you guys are smart enough to think about it she said the baby was 4 months old... most babies sleep in the parents' room for the first like 6 months or so! 5. next time OP make sure no one can hear you and the monitors are off. 6. who ever says abortion should be done... well you're dumb as hell i mean if your parents had aborted you well then you wouldn't be here... so think about that the next time you tell someone to consider abortion dumb ass!
ilovecjpreston 0
p.s. #55 you deserve to get punched in the face over and over you rude ass jerk
mclovin12194 0
baby monitors usually work only one way
BakNBitz 0
hmmm, Bahaha indeed...
darkgeo 2
So it's impossible for your brother to have turned the monitor off somehow..?
fmlisforlols 0
I'm saying.
SCBeauty1983 0
I say f*ck your brother's life, not yours...
malters 9
lmfao smooth move x-lax XD
FlameingDuncecap 3
OMG embarassing!!!
dontfmlplzzz 6
dont those things only work 1 way? like you had to be having sex in your babies room for him to hear