Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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fakeaccountX 6
You were "nervous?" Nice try, Pedobear!
melibear89 7
pay attention next time
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Comments (59)
haha89 0
That would suck.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Reminds me of the time I accidentally got in snoop dogs limo. we joked about hoes, he calked me dog I called him dude, it was a thing we had
EffinAhole 0
why is it that the first comment is always short and stupid like "that sux". The big rush to be first... idiots
BeachPanda 0
14...... win
dragonaair 5
Why does it matter, 21?
xxxjj18 2
Cuz he's an EffinAHole... Lol
bloobelly 0
that's ******* hilarious
melibear89 7
pay attention next time
teddybobo 2
yeah you rapist
XanderScythe 11
It depends where OP was. I'd completely understand if OP was in a scary dark alley, or if OP was just a little jumpy.
KatieKhaos 0
pay more attention next time. FYL op
katielove27 0
Poor girl, you scared her to death! YDI for not looking more carefully before jumping into the car
m0tl3ycru3 0
Even if it was dark
fakeaccountX 6
You were "nervous?" Nice try, Pedobear!
FYLDeep 26
Why'd you get in if your friend wasn't in there? Not too bright, eh?
BakNBitz 0
He thought it was his friend's car, eh?
TheOtherNewest1 6
Canada, eh? .... Wait, what?
ChubbyCake 5
This happen to me once but without getting hit. It was a car full of guys though.
HamsteronA 0
You shouldn't have been nervous. Random acts of violence don't occur often. Most fights break out because 1. People are drunk 2. You probably did something to provoke a fight 3. People are high and 4. Your some silly gangster with 'respect'.
hairt 4
um that's totally irrelevant to the fml :/
edge1995 0
simple lesson learned, look before aproaching!
gabbygremlin 0
Wow. That is amazing!