Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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RadAtThis01 0
and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing
xStiina 0
Haha, must have been hot sex.
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Comments (196)
jadewings 2
for all you is calling this child a bastard child you need to think how you would feel about them calling your child a bastard child, the asks yourself how many if you are bastard kids and how you would feel about being call one. Even if your mom and dad got married before you were born dose not make you not a cassata child. a bastard child is one who was conceived out of wedlock. and who cares they are not married it's not you and the fml was not about that or the kid. as for op you kid sleeps in the same room. it seems you just sent the kid off to visit the grandparent and forgot about the monitor, try to remember to shut it off if the baby not there you will save on batteries, and be glade it was not you mom or dad or that he did not shut it off once he resized what was going on.
missawesome16 0
was ur bros hand in his pants
luvpinks 0
lmfao haha
DOMO123 0
hahahaha it must have been some good sex
eldeeder 2
brother, baby, boyfriend? MGD, nascar, trailer park?
claiiire_fml 17
the brother sounds like a pervert. incest? on his to-do list.
n_epic_fail 14
LMAO!....want a side of epic with that fail...... haha
randomohioguy 0
fail lol
looveydoveey 0
why was your brother there...?
Rasetsu 10
hahahahaha!!!! <3 this!