Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
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caitea 0
Just explain to your boss what actually happened.
imaginaryvoice 18
"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."
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Comments (67)
caitea 0
Just explain to your boss what actually happened.
fakeaccountX 6
That weawwy thukth.
nevaless 3
agree with 17. ydi
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Apply more numbing cream to you're ears, that way you won't hear your boss firing you. Reminds me off the time I had to fire anthony hopkins from a restaurant because people were afraid we served cannibal meals.
imaginaryvoice 18
"Hey, sorry boss. I have a serious tooth ache and the pain is just killing me. So I deci.... Hold on let me post this on Fml first."
dragonaair 5
17; Most fmls are posted after the events.
theCamelCaseMan 0
He said that the boss just called him to his office, so that would imply that he was at work while he was posting this.
PurplePigeon 0
I'm on FML at work right now. it's also 2:30am...
stfuexe 0
lol 41.
77taylah33 0
HAHAHAHHA LOL nice one #41!!!!
resinnet 0
Hey 50, Antoine Dodson!
never2late88 0
Ydi for being on fml at work. And when you try and speak to your boss he'll realize that you weren't making fun of the guy
xWITNESS_xX 0
ooooh... that really sucks! :(
writergirl69 0
I would agree, but the wording of this implies that they're on FML at work, meaning they want to be paid for doing nothing, so I'm saying YDI
TheSnakeDoctor 0
Yeah that sounds like a creamy situation.
katielove27 0
Well you shouldn't get in trouble since it's not really your fault
wwerulez14 6
Just explain to your boss what happened. Shit happens... Still sucks though... FYL
RadAtThis01 0
lmao
kazoovirtuoso 0
But you're a good employee, even though you posted this on company time while keeping your boss waiting? Dipshit.
JohnTheIII 0
My thoughts exactly.
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm sure he'll let you off if he sees that you're talking all herpaderp, and if you explain what happened. =p
treasurechest 0
sucks
DevianceIsBliss 0
Did you drool on him?
perdix 31
Your boss probably wants to have a good laugh at the whiny, lisping douchebag's expense. If he's really mad at you, your mouth is numb anyway, so you could fix things without feeling anything . . . except maybe a little prick.