Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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RadAtThis01 0
and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing
xStiina 0
Haha, must have been hot sex.
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Comments (196)
afrbrunette 0
poor little bastard child lol
allmidnighteyes 11
...White-faced brother? Did he get in on it too?
vball_luvah 2
hahahahaha YESS
yea_or_no 0
lmfao Win!
NyopQ 6
Asian fail
ilovelife_01 0
Not FML for you, but for ur brother!
xpopcorn 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha x 10000 lol
saint_jimmy 0
How did he think you made the baby?
allmidnighteyes 11
I usually get mine from hospital nurseries.
MzKitty83 0
EPIC!! That's the best comment ever
ArianS2 0
You must be really ugly if he got a white face...
mouxouxou 11
Whatever William Hung.
bnwranbo 2
So, you're having sex with your boyfriend, who I'm assuming is the father of your child, in a house where your brother is?... I really can't say YDI or FYL unless more things are made clear :/
srh1988 0
We thought he was i bed, two floors away
bnwranbo 2
WTF? Why was my comment buried? I only said I needed more info. Alright, that makes sense. You still live with your parents then? Or, what?
perdix 31
This would be extra-hilarious if you are an African-Canadian family!
BakNBitz 0
lol @ "white faced brother" in an African-Canadian family
boopityboppity 11
26: He's probably using his iPhone, you Cynthia. Apple's autocorrect is weird like that.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
its not like the baby understands moaning & orgasms..
starberries 0
It's not like you understood the FML.
pooper19 3
^WIN^ Haha
CoDandBlowjobs 8
Do you have a mental disability?
TheBestManEver 0
YDI for having a bastard child. If you did the sensible thing that unmarried couples should do and had an abortion you wouldn't have had the baby monitor and you would not have scarred your brother for life.
ashleeyka 13
Your parents should have aborted YOU
yafuckyourlife 4
An abortion is sensible? Wow.
boopityboppity 11
Your name, 39, is very deceptive.
TheBestManEver 0
Troll'd hard.
tigercoon 12
Wtf? Oh yes, of course! OP should have thought ahead, "Oh no! I should abort just to avoid scarring my little brother due to situations involving baby monitors." An abortion is not sensible at all. That was one of the most mindless and coldhearted things I'd ever read. I suggest you think next time before you post.
elmorous 0
39 - You are the load your mother should have swallowed.