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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
Today, I was getting frisky with my husband under the covers in bed. My son decided to run into our room and cannonball on top of my husband. This startled him, which caused him to bite me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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Top comments
uglycrow 5
Lock your doors?
robc32ca 4
Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.
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Comments (154)
uglycrow 5
Lock your doors?
rsunshine2020 13
Agreed! But how can you even think about having sex when your little brother is in the same house?
zotler 5
It bothers me, too. If you have a little brother, surely you're not even going to want to have sex while he's in the house, let alone where he can apparently find you...
Forlorn420 9
Well usually you expect family to respect your privacy. I guess it depends how old the little brother is. If he's like 10, he should know to not just barge in to peoples room
Sofia94_fml 15
Exactly.
You_Screwed_Up 7
Am I the only person that doesn't have a lock on my bedroom door?
aruam365 24
46- Me too, and I'm definitely of an age that would deem it nessecary.
robc32ca 4
Was she babysitting her little brother?
b0ngs 7
they're probably horny teens who not only can't get it on somewhere else, but don't have the discretion not to do it when a little kid is around
PlaidPanda 9
I'm a little sister, and when my siblings and I lived at home I accidentally waked in on my sister and now brother in law. Shit happens, people have sex at their parents house.
SamanthaCassieL 10
#46. My boyfriend doesn't have a lock either.. His room is built weird, so he can lay a camping chair in between the door and the wall, and you can't open it. That's his lock ;) lol everyone can have a lock, you just gotta be creative about it!
_Oblivion_ 12
lol he's gunna be scarred in a few years when he realizes what he did
HiIAmKevin 8
Either way I hope your parents catch you.
jellycorn 13
Well, if the kid is 10, he probably knows that they aren't 'wrestling' as well as knowing not to barge into their room. The kid was probably around 4-8 years old.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Threesome?
chyeneee 3
But what if he knew you weren't wrestling? O_o
scoobysmith44 9
...or sooner if he happens onto fml....
cadillacgal79 32
Don't worry 46, I don't have a lock, my little brother thinks it's necessary to barge into my room every 5 seconds. Boy, I can't wait to have my own house. :/
robc32ca 4
Lock your door or don't do it while the family is home.
Talkryz 7
Both could work perfectly too
onlychildFTW 34
Not all bedroom doors have locks. Like my house, only the bathrooms do. OP should have not done it while her little brother was home though. They could have scared him of they were above the covers.
Oceanborn_fml 24
How come there's so many people without locks on their doors? What retards built everyone's houses here?
brill33 7
^this guy
mimi_animee 18
100- my room has a lock but it doesn't work. Like you would lock the door but all you have to do is push the door then it opens.
falloutking12349 0
When you build a door people should include locks unless.... The person was stupidly retarded!!!!!
DreBeezy 9
132, among other reasons, do you mean to fap?
ibenj 1
FIRST HAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!
beastiness 14
Third*
ManInTheMachine 20
Keep trying bud.
cBlackout 13
So much fail..
GothicAngel17 24
I really hope Sirin gets to this one. *waits patiently for stupid comment to mysteriously turn into a self insulting comment*
Dixbfloppin 11
For some reason I feel as if that account was created for the single purpose of attempting to get the first comment on FMLs.
Slender_Man 6
First to comment, last to get laid
GothicAngel17 24
Aw, damn. It was moderated instead. That's no fun at all.
peachesncreem 21
Nooooo! I missed it! What did it say?
FMMFL1992 3
Alan got to this comment.
FMMFL1992 3
Alan got to this comment. Stop deleting it Alan!
DKjazz 20
I sure hope y'all were wearing your protective cups.
stormer461 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you got that the you always (maybe) wanted. Jk that's nasty
mojojojo91 6
Uhm what?
emilyjgraham 34
why would she always want her little brother to walk in and 'wrestle' them?
cristy91 33
The word was "thing" not "the" I believe. You tried, good effort, but I still have to fail you for poor execution. Maybe next time
IdontWanna69 8
That almost would have worked if you had a Pedobear avatar, otherwise it's just a creepy failed attempt at being funny.
stormer461 13
Wow. I somehow didn't notice until now but it should say that threeway. Whatever. Bad joke let's move along
megzzze 10
Poor thing is scarred for life. Awkward.
VitalDisplayII 0
ur suppose to wait until marriage for sex. ****
Blackmail111 9
You know, people can choose not to "save" them selves for marriage so, just because you frown upon her not doing that doesn't make her a **** it makes you ignorant.
ollie179 21
Not everyone has to live to your standards, we're not all hardcore Christians.
p3mguin 7
You're*
GothicAngel17 24
7 - Wow, that's seriously the most ignorant, stupid comment I've read in a long time. Keep your bigoted opinions to yourself next time. Hope you get banned. Cheers :)
Blackmail111 9
WINCEST!
livehappy 8
I think you mean incest.* Okay.
GothicAngel17 24
51 - No, he meant to say "wincest", which is a common, if tasteless, Internet term combining the words "win" or "winning" with "incest". Grammar nazi fail.
k8thegrrr8 5
They might actually be referring to something from the show Supernatural. The two brothers last name is Winchester and people always ship them together, so it's called 'Wincest'.
UnionsSuck 5
Mortal combat voice **FINISH HER**
Blackmail111 9
I always wondered, does the guy say "finish her" if it's a girl or does he still say "him".I wasn't paying attention when I was beating Maleena to a pulp.
cradle6 13
Says Finish Her^
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Scorpion wins. Sexuality.
porcupineattack1 5
Well let's hope he doesn't tell your parents " I saw her wrestling without clothes! And they wouldn't let me play!"
munkyjunkie 7
Or worse, he says that he "did get to play aswell" (before they stopped him)
drunkandfml 11
That poor kid, he'll probably look back at it and be like 'Oh god... why?'
XtraEzeee 8
They were just wrestling in the style of the ancient Greeks.