Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he OD’d twice because of me, got sober because of me, and is done “trying.” I bought him a car yesterday and he hasn’t paid rent or bills in almost two years. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.
george1986 7
divorce is in the future
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Comments (8)
george1986 7
divorce is in the future
Ellimac21 14
Leave him. He will only drag you down and you don't need that in your life.
Brightside86 31
Amazes me what people get away with in their relationships on this site.
RichardPencil 32
You didn't pay ALL of the bills -- you forgot the weed bill. In some households, that's a thing. Don't get all paranoid, but yours is one of those.
Davey Crocker 7
I think you can find a better guy.
bluntaf 3
let him grow a plant in a closet or basement. go buy him a zip, not cool. weed is a bill, you didn't pay them all.
human3rr0r 6
dump his @$$
JasonThorn 23
So, OP, you are getting weeks of silence to re-evaluate whether this freeloading jerk should stay in your life or not? Sounds like a win to me...