Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
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Top comments
Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
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Thekid2318 1
That sucks! No 2nd date if you're smart!
RiiOT09 9
I was thinking that
MichaelGood 0
Grosse! Definitely no second date find a better guy!
RussianShitz 0
probably. still rude though.
ahole123 0
23 That's what I thought. A rejection without the rejection part?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah, I hope you don't like him now...
soccersgr8 6
I hope it was at McDonald's!!!
jhloa2 3
noobsauce. don't date people like that
AssDan 0
Don't be sexist, bitches don't like that.
john7h567hgrd 0
Oh, I see what you did there!
Adamantoise 0
Why didn't you say something?
Roxxay 6
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that would be rude. just say nothing, pay, leave and never go on a date with him again.
sourgirl101 29
If I'm never going on a date again with that guy, I wouldn't care if I come across as rude. I'm super nice but not when I feel someone is taking advantage of me, I always speak up. Damn OP, those left overs could have been today's lunch.
March18 0
yeah right, chivalry is so dead... she is a lady, ladies should be treated to dinner and dates... thats just how it goes if you want everything to work out
T1A2Z3 35
No... but they shouldn't have to pay for the food they didn't eat unless they offer. Everyone should go on a date expecting to pay for their own food unless told otherwise.
Zomg_Okay 27
@ #14 God forbid we be rude! I mean, its not like he nicked half the OPs food and forced her to pay for the meal...
Pikalu1 3
You are freaking awesome.
likeyourelooking 6
81- you are so hot I wish I was born with a dick so I could have a chance in hell!!!!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
^... Anyways ...
likeyourelooking 6
Actually, it's "anyway". By saying "anyway" you're implying that there's more than one way, so, no need to put the "s". Better lick next time, "moron".
likeyourelooking 6
*luck…iPhone fail!
likeyourelooking 6
anyway. (see, that's how you properly use it) judging from your daft responses you sound like you grew up on MTL road. so, have a goodnight!
SAgirl 23
Hell yeah! #42
SAgirl 23
You are my hero #81
teentee401 37
So the girl who's bitching about anyway vs. anyways is the same chick who said she wished she had a dick? Okay.
NCR 0
eat off his "plate" hehe
TalkSick 2
I see what you did there.
john7h567hgrd 0
Unfortunalely I did not see what you did there :'( anyone care to explain!..
nerdsgetmehot 23
What kind of girls do you know? I'm a healthy eater, but I've never just ordered lettuce and diet soda. :P
InitiateMeDharma 3
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Chicks do this all the time, and it's considered norm. Don't order lettuce bits and diet water, ladies.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It is not considered normal for a chick to just eat off a guys plate. It's considered rude no matter what gender, if they do it without permission. It is also considered exceedingly rude to eat half of someone's meal and then still expect them to pay for the whole thing, regardless of gender.
likeyourelooking 6
6- if we all just ordered whatever we want then we'd look like you.
Lucidium 0
55 just owned!!!
flirtyfaery 7
55 - any reason why you needed to be such a bitch?
InitiateMeDharma 3
Props to you, 55
InitiateMeDharma 3
58: How is that being "a bitch?" I'm simply stating that a lot of women do that on the first date.
clashatdemonhead 3
wow you're slow...
primadonna9396 16
The overwhelming negative response to your comments are likely from women who do this all the time. My female friends do it to me, it makes me want to ******* scream. I order fries, they don't because of constant crash diet. I don't actually end up getting any fries. ******* RAGE. I think it's just less common in men, I've never had a male friend do that (though OP clearly is an exception)... tl;dr It's not sexist, it's true.
nikki9tails 3
55 said it well good on you
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
71- She was directing it to that blond moron there, that's why it clearly says "55" .
likeyourelooking 6
95- you had to point that out to 71, yet I'M the moron. ooooooo-kay!!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
You are. Judging by your comment directed to 42 on the fourth post. " Your so hot I wish I was born with a dick..." Anyways, no need to bring people down like that by making fun of how they look.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Oh Hun, don't worry! "moron" is a Term I use to describe ANYONE. Wheter they are a cruel heartless bitch, or just stupid.
likeyourelooking 6
oh "hun", don't you worry.... I'M not worried! ;)
irockfendergirl 0
55- You should probably remove the stick that's up your ass. Maybe you wouldn't be so bitter.
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
^ haha, agreed!
rarr 0
Hey! I want to be a gerbil.
shad93 3
That's a keeper!
YacL 15
don't worry, it was for the lulz :)
fluffyzoe64 2
He is what is called a pig. :)
posteriffic 0
Eat quicker next time.
InitiateMeDharma 3
Eat quicker, or once he started you should have started shoveling it all in your mouth. Then pounded your fist on the table and yelled, "FIRST!"
bethluvsyou 15
Something tells me there won't be a next time...
kikibisweet 0
Eat faster next time no?
techweed 12
what's the wager that he's over 250 kg?? MorbidlyObesePeopleFTW
sallen0046 4
If you're going to be a smartass about weight, you need to learn math. A kg is 2.2 pounds, and unless her date was a dwarf, 250kg is not overweight, much-less morbidly obese.
OCDC 9
500 pounds isn't considered obese?! I'm from the U.S. and I even think that's way too fat.
Doortje 30
250kg is definitely morbidly obese. Who's the wannabe smartass now? Idiot.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
250n kg converts to about 551lbs which is definitely obese. Perhaps you should take your own advice sallen0046 and learn the math.
Doortje 30
D'awww :( Post it anyway :D
zoraman5 3
I agree with all you guys, but who weighs bodies in kg? O.o
Doortje 30
*sigh* A lot of people.
perdix 31
Doortje, if the person was 10'5" tall, they come in at a BMI of 25, making them a healthy weight.
ktdad07 0
43- And Liberia and Burma.
Zebidee 9
That's one of the biggest fails I've ever seen.