Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I stayed the night at a friend's house for the first time. I went to get water from the kitchen when I saw a cat staring at me. I looked back and it ran off. I told my friend about it. He doesn’t have a cat. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Top comments
savvy_suzy 0
Get a dog then.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Strike up conversations with interesting people in the emergency room. Chat up the doctor giving you stitches. Ask the nurse sopping up your blood what fun things there are to do in town. People won't come to you, OP. Put in some effort and soon you'll have a ton of friends who enjoy hanging out with disfigured crybabies. Good luck!
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Comments (82)
BallsFace 0
Ripped your face apart? Bullshit.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
cats are assholes anyway, you can't be friends with a cat only it's bitch.
iSitt 0
was the cat in heat?
mazzera_fml 7
op was in heat...
Daileyyy 0
its probably not even his cat.
gooBUZZ 0
Rofl #44.
VeeVengeance 0
lmao 44
froggi_fml 0
ah boohoo. I've moved 4 times since junior high. you'll get over it soon. I promise.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
yeah or commit suicide.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Does that mean you moved with your family and attended a new school? I don't know OP's age but moving as an adult is a little more difficult. OP may have moved alone. And making friends as an adult is more complicated than "OMG, we have the same teacher and have the same favourite colour!"
zombiedoll 0
Hah Okay, I've moved around 30 times. Whether you're moving with or without family it can still get lonely, but personally most of the time I've enjoyed it. Sometimes I get restless being in one place too long. haha OP good luck and make some friends difficult as that can be it'll be worth it!
teentee401 37
guys it isn't a competition...
savvy_suzy 0
Get a dog then.
you_freak 7
Win
teameminem 2
triple win
patriotman 0
Quadruple win.
elemont 0
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!
XelaKJK 0
What would happen if there was a combo of combo breakers? The world may never know...
patriotman 0
47 Then the damn owl will finally tell us how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
hnz 13
patience! I'm sure you will make friends in no time. You can't expect anyone to like you when you just move in
iliketurdles 7
YDI for having a cat.
Zosiaaa 0
Uhh...cats are awesome. But I'm guessing you've never seen a pussy so...
hellotayler 0
HAHA
Mysanitywins 10
evil cats, but we love them anyways?.
PuntingYoshi 0
No.
Mysanitywins 10
How so?
whoisthisgirl 4
I love cats... and dogs...
Judus_beej 0
go to a social gathering. if you sit in your house with your cat you won't get any friends. ydi.
nlang08048 0
total cat ponage
C94Slim 7
ponage???
FaguIous 22
71 I think the non-English man is trying to spell ownage or pwnage.
dezeradenzenooit 2
just like with humans, you can communicate with cats. The cat probably gave you signs to stop, but you did not... Good luck with getting friends.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being whiny... Go make some friends..