Anonymous
Nepal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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K123
United States
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Lovesickgal
United Kingdom
Wrong number
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
yeah...
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Anonymous
Uithoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
mpetitto
Fairmont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
random person
United States
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
screwed.over
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
wtf
United States
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
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saint_jimmy 0
Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
thelargestidiot 0
I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
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Comments (71)
tribridags 0
first lol
tribridags 0
I can't say first? wow
pcakewafflebacon 0
call of booty is my favorite game
BlackAlcH3Mist 3
wats a booty call
FMLsohardithurts 0
LMFAO
stephanie0613 0
Why would you text him that in the first place. you two are obviously not together for a reason, and by the sound of it he's a total jackass.
madarchod 0
I like Jackass 3D movie
zkchild 0
Was it?
FMLsohardithurts 0
second:) btw seriously ? ouch.
R2d6 0
HAHAHAHAHA that made my day.
samuel18 0
lmao!! dude!!
xxrogerthatxx 19
Because it probably was:
saint_jimmy 0
Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
jakii_ 0
your picture will give me nightmares.
hairt 4
Same here :(
saint_jimmy 0
excellent *taps fingers together*
thecrazyasian 3
lol where's it from MSG me I won't remember to check here XD
Ashley121645 0
3 come on you douchebag why he **** would u put that creepy ass pic from youtube on here? sir your a careless asshole. might as well set a blue waffle as your pic, what a retard.
thelargestidiot 0
I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
FMLsohardithurts 0
I hope it's good sex, and at least your getting some
crazy4frogz132 0
your girlfriend? or ex girlfriend? lmao
thelargestidiot 0
Current girlfriend. and @#7 the sex is great for her, just meh for me.
FMLsohardithurts 0
Meh??? US THAT ANYWAY TO TALK ABIUT SEX???!!!??? IF ITS MEH GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE!!!!! A KOALA MAYBE!!
perdix 31
Why, yes. Yes, it is. You may couch it in terms of love and romance and affection, but in reality, it's just a booty call. If a guy doesn't want to give up his booty to you, he must really hate you. Even if he mildly disliked you, he wouldn't pass up the chance for some sex.
saint_jimmy 0
He may hate her. . .or maybe he's just in another relationship now or even was annoyed that he ever dated someone dumb enough to do this.
DeathShad0 1
Well perdix, I disagree.
perdix 31
DeathShad0, Why do you disagree? I'd like to hear.
Zervant 0
What perdix says goes.
purplepillow467 3
well I can't really blame him it's word and random to jut text him " heyI love you"
Cinn_fml 23
There's always a reason they are an ex. But, at least he was honest about what he'd want out of any 'reunion'.
underaegis 0
lol "I smoke in moderation; only one cigar at a time." - mark twain (this was a random quote)
drawing_a_blank 0
It sounds like that's all you were to begin with.
SHANNON_fml 0
In order for him to have said that , you must have some sort of reputation?
mintcar 10
Why would he even assume such a thing?