Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.
emvictoria 9
I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.
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emvictoria 9
I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.
kjcookie10 9
That sucks OP. After he is done feeling sick you should rub them Ronald him feel better but ONLY with your hand and mouth...
ladyLALAA 29
Or maybe he'll get kinkier? Is that even a word? (Bring it on Grammar Nazis)
Amrel 10
Who the **** is Ronald?
RedPillSucks 33
I'm guessing auto-correct made the post more interesting.
kjcookie10 9
I have no clue how that happen... *crawls to corner in shame*
IntenseGas 0
I used to be kinky like you, but then I took a knee to the arrow.
TheTerenity 9
59 No he's right, change him of doing it, as in turn him of it, not off.
nephilim241 19
I used to be a kinky person once, but then I took a knee to ballsack
Bubblerider 3
This is one of the few times that a variation of that joke has actually made me laugh! Good job sir! :D
JMTS 0
Is OP's knee ok?
gamercanadian 11
Off*
theaws0m3guy 4
Nut-tappers!
Amrel 10
I hope you made it up to him. Getting just a little tap on the balls hurt alot :/
22cute 17
He deserved it for being rough.
Amrel 10
Im assuming your a girl. When you grow a pair of balls, and get a KNEE to them, and start vomiting, your not going to care if you were too rough
fruitmasterpuff 2
He is trying to say that even a little tap to the balls hurt, so a knee to the balls must be horrible.
DryHumor 4
Maybe she can French kiss his nutsack better.
JacobWithaY 5
Anyone else waiting for the next FML to say "I was trying to be kinky with my girlfriend, the she kneed me in the balls because I was too rough, then I vomited to make matters better"
chili10 18
29- Hate to break it to you but some women LIKE when their man is rough with them in the bedroom.
irokyoursox 6
I've had some pretty bad experiences, but never enough to make me puke.
RawEndo 1
yeah you tocuhed his tra la la alright.
Pentium_4 27
sorry but this made me laugh -.-
Jakesterk96 8
Oh good, and I thought I was the only one.
Mister_Triangle 21
Why are you sorry? This is FML; laugh at all the misery!
ReikageSanshi 0
I agree couldn't help but laugh. Sorry it's his own fault for not making sure you were in a good position.
lakerslover1234 0
At least now you know he is not into S&M.
Troll_spray 6
Sigh.......
Blazar420 15
Yes, because that would be terrible if he was... wait... no it wouldn't. Different strokes for different folks, people need to grow up and respect others rights to be different from you (them) (whatever).
nothingmuch_ 5
#85, #7 didn't say it was good or bad, merely noted it. But I guess that for OP this was a little too kinky hehe
Ugi 27
FYL - but F his L too - that must have really hurt!
deviable 9
So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.
Pelreskovich 11
This had win written all over it. Well played, sir.
Pelreskovich 11
Just noticed your profile says "miss". I apologize, please replace "sir" with "ma'am" in my last reply. :)
asherm 15
Lol, good one. I don't have balls but the thought still hurts, like a phantom pain. I feel bad for him
ShyAnn29 15
It might feel similar to getting kneed in the boob, that hurts a lot!!
Amrel 10
Thats not very common, how would someone even go about doing that?
bamagrl410 31
I dunno how that would happen, but getting hit in the boob hurts. A lot.
RedPillSucks 33
hit in nuts >> hit in boobs
ShyAnn29 15
I don't know how'd you get kneed in the boobs.......I was just trying to make a comparison, but I guess it didn't work
construction 7
Not a chance, It disables you and then comes back for round 2 and you have stomach pain for a while.
chili10 18
I got kicked in the boob at the pool once. I almost cried it hurt so bad, but I still don't think that it would be even half the pain of being kicked in the balls.
ShyAnn29 15
Yeah, I guess getting hit/kicked in the balls probably does hurt more!
ladyLALAA 29
Wah, wah, I don't see any boys popping out babies!
daminantion 14
No, no babies. We have to listen to the wife bitch till we die, isn't that pain enough?
ShyAnn29 15
126, I'm not sure that guys could handle that pain!
auddylynne 0
**** u. Guys bitch just as much as women. U just insulted ur mother. **** u
RawNipples 3
**** you harder.
Buttsexpirate 9
Ooh fatality! Hopefully you don't bust his balls about this in future endeavors.
TheAngryKitten 0
Badumtss +1 internet
Pelreskovich 11
That's one way to kill the mood.. Let him recover, apologize (again hopefully) and make it up to him! ;)