Anonymous
Ancaster, Canada
Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
and now he's traumatized poor centipede
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BurnInDemonFire 39
It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.
zuckerburg 21
Well, I bet you I can get the OP to be in a human centipede. I don't even have to trick him or anything.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you put your foot in your mouth — a hundred times over.
d3rpb0t 10
Sounds like that was tequila, and you got the worm at the bottom.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
and now he's traumatized poor centipede
cornyrob 33
The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"
cornyrob 33
The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"
cornyrob 33
The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"
Yudith 28
Centipede probably thought it was a miracle. Think Jonas inside the whale.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Which one? There's three Jonas Brothers.
commandpriority 5
Oh **** that! No more water for me!!! Just beer!
wHSKitty 11
Not if you don’t notice that a cigarette butt was put on in a can... in my case, it was a soda can.
chris_lillo 15
This is why clear cups are a must!
tarabella 7
Uuuhhh...better out than in, i guess?
Kitkat2723 33
This must be fake. Canada only consists of Justin Trudeau and moose herds, not scary creatures. ;)
Davros 12
Centipede to drunk friends : "Your not gonna fucken believe what happened to me last night"