Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
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Comments (126)
christ101 2
It is ediquette
The_Hitdude 12
*etiquette
Yerg 0
Dont be a grammer nazi if you dont know how to spell it either. It just makes you look dumb.
GoW_Chick 15
Oh thank you! This thread was great I love stupid people. :D
hutch66 13
18- You know what else makes you look dumb? Being a hypocritical idiot
phantumgrey 6
People who take their own picture in mirrors are complete morons too!
GoW_Chick 15
Ah yes but we are sexy morons ;)
tothenifty 1
u have a Barbie pic for ur profile...
cayytee 0
yes but that picture is funny.
thatoneguy79 10
Edickette is he proper spelling for this situation.
ohmandapants 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What the hell? The word is written in the fml and you STILL spell it wrong? Unless you were trying to do something with "etiquette" and "dick"...in which case you failed miserably. 66 showed you how it's done.
penguin_princess 0
Fail. 1 and 18 fail at spelling..
XxchristinasmhxX 0
I know this is random but I absolutely love blood on the dance floor to!
amy1_1bee 0
****** PWND.
scarletstudies 0
111- *too
twinny_sc 13
What an idiot.
Il_Maestro 6
Exactly, such an idiot. Have some respect and stop bothering him with trivial things such as sex when he's in the middle of a text!
spazz666 18
#2- I read this in Hermione Granger's voice.
thiscrazything 1
He gives new meaning to the word dick.
ilulife 4
Then I hope you got him the hell out of ya
kcutie 0
FML? More like F me and the put the phone down ahole!
doctorhook86 25
Texting during sex is never classy, folks.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Don't text during sex; save lives.
jackassiddy 8
No kidding.. someone could get rear ended that way. *serious face*
titzenpitzer 9
You really had to say it, didn't you?
itwasallyellow 0
How about sexting during.. Tex? Eh, I tried.
cudi504 4
And you failed.
doctorhook86 25
76 - No matter what the fat white kid says, I still found that funny.
yadisingh 5
It's also good etiquette to dump his ass, show him that.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao @ your pic. Stupid Yahoo questions amuse me.
make_me_smile 4
Why would u dump someone beacuse they texted during sex? That's not a big enough reason
False_Stupidity 42
Because he was texting his EX while having sex... That's just wrong on all levels.
OffToTheGayBar 9
BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
a88g 0
Lmao
ChaoticDreamer21 12
Thank you for the laugh.
ebonyirony 29
Perform better? So he won't think of his phone?
ilulife 4
A good partner wouldn't started texting no matter how good the performance was
doctorhook86 25
Be a respectful audience; don't text during a movie, don't text during a concert, and don't text during sex.
pagullarka 9
Maybe you can give us some pointers
ebonyirony 29
27- me? I charge extra for groups
iliketurdles 7
29, What can you do for.. *takes objects out of pocket* £2.40, half pack of gum and an elastic band?
p3mguin 7
And I'll throw in a penguin, for free, if I'm in too. Bitches love penguins
ChrisG93 8
Hold on let me see what I've got... I'll throw in $2.35, a coupon for some frosted flakes, and a receipt.
Cydadel 0
I have only me :( but I think if I do some digging I got like 9 packs of gum.
sm0kinBCBudz 0
I got 25$ and a coffe crisp.
p3mguin 7
No, to many people. Ditch all of them and a foursome with me, you, and two of my best mating penguins. You know you want to.
ebonyirony 29
Sold to the penguins
bebefer 8
... How did you confront him? Just curious.
girlwithmoodeyes 0
she uploaded the FML during oral. duh.
bebohacker1 4
/ nice lol. Either that or she checked into facebook...
rubberduckie94 13
She must have not taken the tracking device out of his dick and knew he was up to something.
btstig 11
Should have tried to work up a three way. You only needed one more.