Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Top comments
doodlecloud 27
Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.
vanity113 9
You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.
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Comments (88)
Jharrist89 12
Boobs are Boobs. Tell him to get over it.
Aregonde 15
I hope you gave him a similar response when he took his pants off.
jeepers_1 21
I feel like you guys may be moving a little too fast if that was his response, personally 2nd base usually comes before sex, so he should have known already!
spazz666 18
Everyone has a different idea of what "too fast" might be. And we also don't know if OP's guy has seen her without a shirt but with a bra on before etc. So, there's really not much to judge off of.
jeepers_1 21
I guess just for me personally I wouldn't have sex with someone unless I'd done most other things first, but yes I agree everyone is different
SAspring 17
I was thinking the same thing. I'm just used to rounding the bases in order, so seems strange to me that it would be his first time seeing them at that moment.
Jessie2410 15
Oh no, sounds like another case of false advertisement! You've either got it or you don't, why lie about it? As you found out, there's no hiding it once the clothes come off anyway.
sgtcxelite 11
If my boyfriend said anything like that, I'd be hiding in the bathroom crying and pissed off. How don't they realize how bad comments like that make us feel? Isn't it pretty much common knowledge that girls are incredibly focused on insecurities like that?
NightHawk387 22
A lot of men are the same way about their penises.
limitedition 25
In my opinion, this would be a sign you're with the wrong guy. Criticizing your partners body when your about to have sex is rude.
jeepers_1 21
I think criticizing their body at all is rude, but I get what you mean
limitedition 25
I did a big edit that took too long because after I sent the comment I just had to say more... In my opinion, this would be a sign you're with the wrong guy. Criticizing your partners body when your about to have sex seems like a real dick move IMHO if he was super into you he would try to make you feel amazing & sexy not make rude comments about your body.
AnimeBitch 14
And so are you. Chances of getting some: Nonexistent.
Spgsamuel 8
Making any commment on a womans body when she is naked is a really bad idea, even if its a heart felt compliment. When the clothes are on its great, good manners and very good for building an emotional lanuage you can both communicate with. When they clothes come off they have heard it all before so just shut up, They are vunrable and emotional and not to the extent as males are as in touch with thier sexual nature. Some are, but you know, Im genralising about how we are brought up and see our selves sexually in society. Men are **** this shag that, women... not so much.
mpsteve137 15
He's just referencing south park!
tim374 26
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
barlessprison 16
Can't believe it took 2 pages before someone pointed this out
SwtCherryPie 26
First off, your boyfriend is a total dick for saying that. Second off, you probably were wearing a pushup bra or did one of those little tricks (like Jenna Marbles suggests) that make your **** look significantly bigger than what they are. Although your boyfriend is a dick, my guess is you probably still kinda deserved it. He could have been a lot nicer about the way he said it though. I liken push up bras to bags of potato chips. You open it up and you're only getting about half the product you expected. Its still good but not quite as good as what you were led to believe you were getting.