Anonymous
United States
Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stoner
Sydney, Australia
Stoner
Today, I was supposed to wash my wife's underwear, then go to work and interview a new educator at 10.30am. I ended up smoking weed, getting stoned, and sitting in my car at 11.00am at a McDonald's. I'm now sitting at my desk and still high as fuck. FML
Anonymous
Southwark, United Kingdom
In-house entertainment
Today, I smoked weed with my girlfriend and we ordered some Chinese food. I was too high to open the box and she watched me struggle for 10 minutes. FML
junkie
Antwerp, Belgium
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
ThatsNotRight
United States
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
BCBUDDY
United States
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
BigSister
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Spanish Steps
Spain
Alexa, play "Just Make it Stop" by Low
Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
HappyMan
Corpus Christi, United States
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Top comments
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
thew_fml 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
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ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, I bet that was trippy;)
Ambient25 25
I still fail to see how this was unusual at 7-11...
ComoEsJuan 24
I once witnessed a woman giving some guy a ******* behind a 7-11. It was during the winter, and must have been twenty degrees out.. Apparently, people still like Slurpees in the freezing cold..
Ambient25 25
Huh, sounds like she got a Big Gulp...
tinysocks 11
Poor sole ;)
WestSoy 9
Cross dressing hooker in your future?
browneyedgirl52 13
I think OP is a girl. A boy would never be able to fit in a girl's heels.
5123PaperStreet 12
Well if OP is a girl, this wouldn't be so embarrassing for them.
Zomg_Okay 27
15 - If OP was a girl, putting on high heels would have had no relevance to the FML at all. It's pretty obvious OP is male.
HouseElf 13
4- OP could have a career in drag if he's sassy enough
DamnBobRoss 4
its not possible to be that high
GuessWhatKids 13
Fml comment failure. Ignore this.
shinshoku13 19
You were higher up then you thought
sailorzoe 14
How do you "accidentally" put on heels? I'm always fully aware of how uncomfortable and taller I am when I wear them.
MissMae93 23
I agree 100%. How could you possibly not notice such a massive difference?
NoDontKillMe 19
I mean OP was stoned, so maybe they couldn't think straight enough...
Ki11erC 18
Even stoned you would notice heels.
browneyedgirl52 13
No one gets that high off weed.
kerrwoof 13
Yes, I'm sure it was an 'accident'.
ComoEsJuan 24
One does not "mistakenly" place high heels on, not mention trek to the store in them... I'm callin' bullshit, buddy..
icemand90 17
agreed, accidentally my Ass!
chowE_fml 4
Is this was a marijuana high it was no accident. OP was either on crack or just wants attention
supportcommand 17
I'm calling BS. More and more of these fmls seem to get through. And if it did happen, its because op wanted it to. Weed didn't cause it.
chowE_fml 4
*if
thew_fml 14
i'm glad you lived out what was clearly a strong desire in you, and sorry you feel the need to hide your desires under the guise of being too high to know what you were doing. Getting stoned does not make you unaware of yourself - quite the opposite. SO go and enjoy wearing heels. it's ok
DarkJediLove 19
Exactly what I was thinking; the truth comes out!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Yeah. This would be understandable if you were drunk. But when you're stoned your thought process is different, not the thoughts themself.
limitedition 25
Did you also pull out her dress & push up bra?