Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend said that his dream girl has big breasts. When I pointed out that I have big breasts, he told me that, “But you’re plus-sized, that don’t count. I’m talking 'bout girls with hourglass figures, not big back bitches.” Nice to know that’s how he felt about me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
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Comments (145)
dramaelf 37
Well, at least he's trying.
okokalright 15
People should really kill the idea that small boobs aren't good boobs. Big boobs are just a bonus
imkool136 22
Boobs are like friends, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake. But in the end, we love them all.
sturschaedel 27
B-cups are perfectly normal and not small. There are girls out there that don't even really fill A-cups. During puberty, my boobs grew from an A-cup at 14 to an E-cup at 22, and later continued to grow to a G-cup during pregnancy and breastfeeding. B-cups are by far the most versatile size out there. You don't really need support and can wear thin, lacy bras if you want, you don't need heavy duty corset like sport bras, a light one will do, most dresses will fit your boobs, you can wear strapless dresses, and with a push up bra you can still show decent cleavage. C-cups are still OK, everything bigger starts being uncomfortable and in the way most of the time.
missambitious 21
Agreed. I used to be a D cup bordering on DD. I got down to a solid C cup through toning exercises and cutting back on carbs. I am so much happier. My back doesn't hurt as much from them weighing me down and I can find bras easier and wear cute tank tops now (I don't have to get the thick straps or built in bra ones). Big, in this case, is so overrated!
QueenJay81 13
Big boobs are a pain... U only need a handful/mouthful
Vlen_fml 20
agreed. B's are honestly rather ideal, they wont sag as much as D+s and shouldn't bother your back with age. besides, B's can be perky, have you ever heard of natural perky D+?
cocainewhore 30
I'm willing to bet that the thumbs down on the posts saying smaller boobs are great are from guys who expect their girlfriends to look like pornstars.
neuronerd 29
#59, natural 34D here, and they're damn perky. Even without a bra, they're exactly where they should be. *hairflip*
harrypotter322 18
67, I am a 32DD, but I know that when people talk about DDs they really don't mean my size breasts.
DoomedGemini 38
Breasts tend to have their own shape despite size, but I agree most people like them all. Big, small, medium, surgery, natural, they're boobs. And boobs are awesome.
sturschaedel 27
#67, I bet you don't have kids (yet). My E-cups used to be astonishingly perky throughout my 20s. When they grew two sizes during pregnancy and went back to normal again a year about a year later, not so much anymore. They are not hanging to my belt or anything that drastic, but they are softer do have a noticeable sag to them when not supported by a good bra.
slackerjoe 22
don't feel bad OP. some men like smaller breasts better than large ones, it especially depends on your frame. I woman who is 5'7 with some perky Bs is great for me. plus the bright side is that gravity will affect you less.
9a_1z 12
If my boobs sag to my knees I will still lurve them because natural ageing shouldn't have to be terrifying and repulsive. I still wish I could inflate or deflate my boobs at-will though.
amanda182 19
AMEN #40.. I'm a triple D and I always wished I had B/C cups so I could wear all those cute fitted tank tops and dresses, and find bras super easily! Unfortunately, I can't wear those ): OP you're lucky, believe me. You don't want bigger boobs. They're more of a hassle then a blessing.
blazeitrabbit 14
Well that was really rude to say that about a stranger!
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Wimps like you who cry over anything not politically correct don't belong on this site.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
"Politically Correct"
oreoeater 21
At least he tried?
UncleCaitlyn 21
Point at another guys crotch and say your not the only one with a small penis
Dave_Davington 35
His very own not the only one with a small penis? Why, that's lovely.
commanderstiff 19
How would she know how big the other guy's penis was?
SashaTaras 26
Guess?
Pizzapiggy1 18
You should point to a guys crotch and be like "see, you're not the only one with a small dick"
FrietvanPiet 16
At least you got the grammar right
getindoe69 17
I dono, how would you be able to tell the size of somebody's dick when they are wearing pants?
katachristic 19
*guy's
Hatsarefun12 10
Ha you got pooded
Lalala579121 28
I don't think FML is a good place for ten year olds.
hastisc 2
I don't think fml is a good site for "politically correct" fuckwads like yourself
Cads1 24
I wonder why that would bother someone. But, thank goodness for surgery.
chocolatelover96 14
Or being happy with one's own body, without surgery? Nothing wrong with small breasts
Googolman 29
Some guys find small breasts attractive. Don't let it get to you.
boxergirl1054 16
Haha some guys
JohnEvans 3
Most guys care
DaRito 25
I thought I saw a survey where most guys answered to liking small breasts more.
vikky538 29
I like small breasts
MasterTron 24
As do I
Aimeejasmine 15
And all girls love all breast sizes, doesn't matter if someone doesn't find your breast size attractive, what matters is the confidence you have in yourself
legendairy3000 16
Yeah pedophiles do
scoldingsword 17
Small breasts best breasts
JohnForge 13
It's not nice to tell a girl that, especially if she's your girlfriend. I'd never say that to mine because I respect her, and I say, breast size isn't really what matters. It's their personalities and how they think that counts. Sorry he said that OP.
yea_its_me123 13
Personally I think that OP's boyfriend was just trying to make her feel like she fit in and that she wasn't the only one with small ****. Cheer up OP! He loves you!
cocainewhore 30
A b-cup isn't even that small though. D+ is big but what models and pornstars are expected to have, hence people think it should be normal and desirable to have huge ****, when in actual fact it sucks.
Sweetmia 3
B cups aren't all that small, Im still confused why shes so upset over it. I am a B cup myself....
Shamandalie89 32
He was probably just trying to cheer you up, I hope you weren't too hard on him. And there's nothing wrong with B-cups, I have them too! :)