Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Top comments
doodlecloud 27
Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.
vanity113 9
You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.
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Comments (88)
amifaiyaz 12
Never wear vwonderbras.
mtbadass32 1
were you laying on your back? lmao
mtbadass32 1
were you laying on your back? lmao
Bcfrmkc816 17
I'd rather have the smaller ones on my girlfriends if I had one. So at least they don't sag off to the sides or hang down to the belly. Sorry op but you'll find the right guy that likes you for you anyway
HigherChamp 11
boobs are boobs unless you are flatter than paper then sad to say you better have something else that will turn a guy on like lets say a nice butt or you know how to do thing if you know what I'm hinting
_DudeGuy_ 16
It's ok op, those beasts can't be tamed... ...except by a size A bra.
onorexveritas 24
he sounds immature
roflstomp716 19
gotta love South Park jokes.
aardvarkish 17
This story is a documentary on what a ridiculous and sad state of affairs are whole society is in with its preoccupation with breast size.
How_you_doin 10
This is the saddest thing I have ever read- this is what happens when you try to enhance your breast size, eventually the truth will reveal it self. Your bf is an asshole- real men would appreciate a real body!