Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Top comments
doodlecloud 27
Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.
vanity113 9
You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.
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Comments (88)
ZacZ 8
Deception = let down.
allliseee 8
well don't buy push up bra's.
grayeyedmarine 14
thats what happens when you stuff a push up
Dfrmr21 5
Guys don't like false advertisement
DRush_fml 12
That's no excuse to be a dick!
love_me_electric 20
Why do men think women wear push up bras to "trick them"? It has nothing to do with you boys, don't flatter yourself. We do it for ourselves. We like to look in the mirror and feel good about ourselves. And if you can't tell when a woman is wearing a pushup bra you need to get your head out of your ass. There is a big difference between natural breasts and supported ones. If you expect a woman's boobs to still be almost to her neck when she takes her bra off, you're gonna have a bad time.
finch01 18
did he leave
olfool 3
Small boobs can be just as fun. Relax, he was probably joking with you, just make a joke about his small dick. Also, to all the chicks who say they wear push ups for themselves; the irony in your statement is shear ridiculous.
EUPHORlA 12
You should NEVER joke about a girls body. That should be like a #1 rule for guys (and also girls).
love_me_electric 20
Firstly, you clearly have no idea what irony is. Secondly, a man claiming to know more about how a woman thinks than she does is "shear ridiculous" (Whatever the hell that means)
Emily062611 6
I think maybe you're misunderstanding female motivations. We want people to think we look good, including ourselves. Mostly, we wear pretty outfits, nice hair and makeup not for men but for other women - they are MUCH more critical. So no, pushups aren't just for us, but they're not for men either.
EUPHORlA 12
Even though it may have surprised him, he should've thought about your feelings first before saying that. FYL for dating an asshole. I'd never date a guy like that. Ever. Btw, big boobs are juicy and bouncy, small boobs make you look more young. So both are sexy. (:
waffule365 16
More then a handful is just a waste. he'll learn one day.
sythe511 28
#102 AMEN!
kaimariebee 15
And this is the reason I don't wear push-up bras nor tons of padding. It's false advertising.