Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Top comments
doodlecloud 27
Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.
vanity113 9
You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.
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Comments (88)
FML_14u2c 14
It could've also been that she was on her back. They sink in and you lose a couple of inches from that angle.
hollywoodt1ts 15
Is a push-up really that necessary? YDI, OP
sythe511 28
Am I the only guy who would rather look at a girls butt than her breasts? I Dont care what size your breasts are, as long as they aren't bigger than my head!
darlinjai 18
The Wonderbra....making men wonder where the boobies went for years...or you're boyfriend doesn't know when to turn the funny off. Sorry OP.
stevothedevo 25
Should have said 'Aaaaaaanndd so am I'
stevothedevo 25
Sorry.. Didn't see the comment from #20.
narkill 13
How has he never seen your boobs before if you're on the relationship level of sex?
musikchik 6
That's the impression that pushup and padded bras give. Try using less padding.
vladimirnabokov 15
I hate when girls wear padded bras and make me think they have huge boobs and then I find out they don't :( but its ok OP there is nothing wrong with smaller boobs. Still boobs nonetheless and all boobs should be appreciated for what they are :)
simoncat 11
Aaaasaaaaaannnnndddd you should be gone. Ditch him. He sounds like an inconsiderate asshole.
abylaunch 10
Sorry but if you wore a padded bra or a much larger cup size then you deserve it. There are plenty of guys who don't mind small boobs but you're not gonna find them with a padded bra on.