Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I had a meeting with HR that resulted in me being dismissed for poor performance. I was confused because up until that point, my line manager had said my performance was exemplary. Turns out it wasn't, and he didn't tell me because he didn't want me to be stressed. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss continued to orchestrate behind the scenes with my colleagues to make me look bad for her lack of organization. Then she showed up 10 minutes late to a meeting, shared that she needed a vacation, and realized that she needed to micromanage less. I've been asking her to make that change for months. FML
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
I could see this being a problem if you worked at PETA...
user53658 15
Does your boss wears Prada?
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user53658 15
Does your boss wears Prada?
whiskey'swino 15
I could see this being a problem if you worked at PETA...
RichardPencil 32
Or the Beef Council.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well as a personal shopper, that’s your entire job.
jbrabander 16
Welcome to "right to work" states, where we can fire you for any reason we want!
RichardPencil 32
Or for no reason. It’s better to fire people without cause, because there’s no chance of a wrongful termination lawsuit. Liberty and justice for all, ... right.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'm severely disappointed with your performances recently. I mean, ordering a chicken salad? What kind of savages do you think we are? We're a modern Fortune 500 company, which means our meals are to be meat-free, gluten-free, and sugar-free. I'm so outraged with your failures that I'm giving you one more chance to start doing your job right, or you're fired. Oh, and you're out of the company's WhatsApp group."