Anonymous
United States
Great news
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
nofrickenway
Newport News, United States
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Bananapi
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
momma6126
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
NotAnInLawFamilyMan
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Anon_a_mouse
Reserved
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Anonymous
Escaping
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
KillMeNow
Houston, United States
Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML
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hidingout777 0
Have super loud sex!
mattsan1992 0
set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too
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gofuckadonkey 0
i feel you!
Lauren10102 3
Have unbelievably loud sex noises playing every night next to her wall.
Lauren10102 3
Have unbelievably loud sex noises playing every night next to her wall.
flockz 20
idk then she might get the same idea i would want no one to hear their inlaws doing the dirty. i dont wanna even imagine the zoo like noises i would hear.
fmlwinnn 0
MONSTER-IN-LAW!
smurfsarwales 9
I want to feel you to, gofuckadonkey and i enjoyed thumbing your post because it was sticking out at me lawl I shud stop acting gay :p
icefshng8 9
isn't it "I feel for you"?
changetheworld 0
Just because she's moving next to you doesn't mean you have acknowledge she's even there. Lol.
NeverShoutDana 13
God bless your soul for not having a nervous breakdown right then & there.
funnyshitt 0
move with out telling her
shannonreneee 11
In-laws are just the worst sometimes. Ugh
roflcopter423 0
You could always make a sitcom about this. It worked for Everybody Loves Raymond.
El_patron 0
Sam Roberts good song
XxSonyaBlade10xX 1
Good one!! XD
browntiga 0
lol that's exactly what I was thinking about
mattsan1992 0
set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too
NoodleBurger 0
oh yeah, great solution,
kenji212 8
nah... too much!.... just buy a granade or a small explosive and blow up the house beyond repair :)
Saltime 0
A better one would be to move out before she moves in.
Slim2306 10
It'd be better to wait until she moves in and then move out the next day. make sure her lease/mortgage is signed ensuring she can't follow you and making a clear point that you don't wanna live near her. passive aggressiveness ftw :).
urdirtyolduncle 15
Don't use a grenade-- Bruno Mars will just catch it before singing a song about it.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Distract Bruno Mars by running at her with a knife, so he jumps in front of the blade. Then throw the ******* grenade and run your ass out of there.
JoeTheMan12 0
tell her that you don't want her in your life and hopefully she will reply with a "oh thanks for telling the truth, now here's 12 grand for you spend on what ever you like darling" ......1% risk free?
zeddeiram 0
108 just made my life.
WallyTheWombat 0
OP needs to buy her a dog and make sure it's hyper and loud. Wait 2-3 years and give her time to fall in love with it. Then complain to the landlord about the dig being too loud so she will have to move or get rid of it.
lookmebaby 2
fyl
jglenn88 0
fyl that would be so bad
JazzHandsFML 28
2 detailed descriptive comments about the fml! not like there is a button for that or anything...
hidingout777 0
Have super loud sex!
partyfool2011 4
yeah that'll definitely soften up the relationship between op and his/her mother in law. *sarcasm*
friscoed 0
So what if his parents-in-law had very loud sex...? ._.
JoeTheMan12 0
if op has loud sex then she would wanna join in on the action so I guess that's a bad idea!
gunman15 4
moving time
sara8866 8
FYL she'll follow you everywhere you go!!!!
ZTD09 2
inb4 Threesome.
OasC82 0
lucky you bro
OkayImSorry 0
Maybe she'll cook you dinner and then have sex with you.
Lstands4LOSER 0
.. What the ****?
OkayImSorry 0
Bro. I would **** some of my ex girlfriends moms in a heartbeat. Get out more and you'll realize that the older they are the more they have to teach you.
starlover77 0
EWW
Faceeater24 0
Pro
OkayImSorry 0
Get some more sexual experience and then come back later.
anencephalic 14
Sounds probable.
Lstands4LOSER 0
Dude even if they have "experience" or things to "teach", who would wanna **** some old prehistoric hag? Hey, it could be your own opinion to chase older chicks but doesn't the fact 'Having sex with your mother in law' kinda gross you out?
OkayImSorry 0
Nah. It doesn't gross me out. It's just sex. Everyone needs some.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not saying it'll happen, but doesn't gross me out.
SteelCladAngel 0
some of the older women are also not as sexually adventurous.... I //know// there's stuff I'll do that gives my mom nightmares
Lstands4LOSER 0
Uhh ok? Then have fun with that idea Hun.
hilariexcore 0
I'm with 11. I'd totallyy go for my (future) father-in-law if anything happened between my fiance & me..
Saltime 0
79 - Go back to 4chan.
OkayImSorry 0
Tha **** is 4chan? I'm sorry I only go on this mother ******. I've never heard of half the websites you guys talk about.
helene123456789 0
really?
JazzHandsFML 28
one big chain of incest and cougar catchers I see
redhead07 0
move!
americiato 2
get a pet komodo dragon!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Nobody wants to live in the Bermuda Triangle..
ThorneCrossed 9
they have horrible breath. he needs to brush it's teeth everyday if he gets one