Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
tantrum4pres 0
you vegetarians are just retarded... eat some meat pussy
Nooneslooking 0
not anymore you're not
NonExistance 0
Isn't it Vegetarian = no meat Vegan = no animal biproducts whatsoever ???? Collegen isn't meat dumbass. Stop being a pussy and eat your jell-o.
rubina 0
either you're lying for whatever reason to get a post on this site, or you're ******* stupid. vegetarians eat animals products, just not meat. vegans don't eat meat or any animal products at all. what is wrong with you, you don't even know what the hell you are. lmao, YDI!
bubber 0
Who gives a shit. I raise cows. In the spring I usually have to stick my arm inside a cow and pull calves and then bottle feed some of thoes. Bulls get thier testicles cut off. In the fall we sell steers and cull cows, the get fattened up and butchered. I have butchered my own cows and ate them. I eat meat and never think twice about it and never will. If you don't want to eat meat then don't eat meat. If you don't want to eat cheese, eggs, milk, caveiar, wear pearls or any number of other things that come from animals then don't. I don't care. All I ask is that you shut the hell up about it. Im tired of hearing about it.
sarcdude 3
I just think vegetarians are missing out. Dah well, more burgers for me.
ilove_2_poop 0
vegetarians are stupid. animals eat other animals in the wild. animals brutality kill other animals in the wild. we as humans, are nothing but animals. eat meat.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um, I'm pretty sure there are animals out there who are herbivores.
monnanon 14
The difference is animals do not intensivly farm to the point of changing the DNA of the animals. When a lioness chases a zebra theres always a chance it'll get away. When a cow goes into an abetoir theres only one way out of there and its in the back of a meat truck.
ManaUser 0
For the OP, other vegetarians, or anyone just put off by eating bone-jelly, may I suggest konjac jelly (AKA glucomannan) as a substitute. It's not exactly the same, but personally I like it better. It's a little bit hard to find though, you'll probably have to order it online.
wonderful_wendy 0
you're a vegitrian and you didn't know that. shame.
Meandzoloft 0
Ew...vegetarians....