Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Tucson, United States
Snaggled
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
Chubsley
United States
Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
vomitingnow
United States
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
Anonymous
Tasty treat
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Sad vegan girl
New York, United States
Disconnect
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster, Australia
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Mmm... manufactured cow hide. Also, what was her point? That beef jerky looks like leather, or that eating animals is wrong? If it was the first one, then duh. If it was the second one, no it isn't.
RichardPencil 32
The point is you can’t tell between cow muscle and cow skin?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Mmm... manufactured cow hide. Also, what was her point? That beef jerky looks like leather, or that eating animals is wrong? If it was the first one, then duh. If it was the second one, no it isn't.
Emma Marshall 19
Yes it is wrong actually.
Venom1999 19
Is it wrong when a lion eats a gazelle, or when a bear eats salmon? Of course not. Humans are natural apex predators, just like they are, so of course we eat other animals. Are teeth and digestive systems are developed to eat animals. Saying that eating them is wrong is just trying to take a moral high ground where it's entirely unnecessary.
chioch 13
Maybe the point was that her homemade beef turkey tastes like leather?
Alup132 22
It’s not wrong. Look at our teeth. We are made to eat both animals and plants. Canines for meat, molars for plants. We’re not meant to go on crazy diets, and that’s why you have to work hard to compensate for meat, and why you can’t switch your diet without asking a doctor for risk of lacking nutrients. Let’s break it down. Why are animals wrong to eat? Is it because they’re alive? Can’t be, so are plants. You think the cavemen cried about meat being bad and let themselves starve when plants weren’t available? No? Then neither should you.
ViviMage 40
I'm assuming the point was "your jerky is too tough! It's like eating leather!"
TumblrweedPasses 11
Do you vegans have radars for whenever someone talks about eating meat or something?? Go shag a cauliflower
BurnInDemonFire 39
In that case, call me Satan while I enjoy this delicious cheeseburger.
Lukr 8
Point proven...
Dave_Davington 34
I hope for your sake that you are and will remain blissfully ignorant of how tanning works.
ViviMage 40
Should we tell? Tanneries used to be well outside of the town limits because of all the fun smelling things they used to tan skins!
RichardPencil 32
The point is you can’t tell between cow muscle and cow skin?
Mungolikecandy 19
Game Set Match.
BEEEEES 15
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