Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
pfunk129 1
you will want to stay away from yogurts like Yoplait and Breyers. they also have animal by-products in the ingredients. completely disgusting.
Zebidee 9
Yoghurt itself is animal secretion that has been goobied up by bacteria. It doesn't _get_ much more disgusting, really!
Crowcaller 5
vegitarians can't eat bones?
juzzyishere 0
suck it up princess
mickey28 0
You prob new to do more research for being a vegetarian. did you know a lot of pills and medicines also contain gelatin....
Erindub 0
That means you're an idiot on several different levels
snowy6013 4
boo hoo ******
ecfrost 4
I feel as though this is common knowledge.
crazypie 0
they dont make jello with jelatin anymore youre fine
monnanon 14
i feel for you, im not even a veggie but when i first understood what jelly was it put me off it for ages. Now i eat jelly once or twice but im not too fond of it really. It was a simple mistake op don't dwell too much on it, just chalk it up to experience and maybe research your food a bit more.
TheBestManEver 0
I bet $100 that the mods regret not locking this FML sooner.