Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
seroquels 0
how do you NOT know that? ydi
Dmb15freeweezy 0
if a vegetarian is like that cuz they don't want living things to be killed then they are stupid cuz almost everything we eat cone from a living thing including vegetables because vegetables are considered living things also.
underyourbreath 8
I'm here to stir the pot: !! I am a vegetarian and I believe that if you're planning on killing and eating an animal then it doesn't matter how you treat them !! (Hormones and whatnot not included in my reasoning) Anyone want to jump on my band wagon? Perhaps start a good debate? :P
monnanon 14
i don't agree, I believe animals should be well treated before they are killed but thats just me. And before anyone thinks of calling me a pussy for my way of thinking I can tell you now I would rather raise and kill my own animals if I it meant that the meat I was eating had had a happy life. Is it too much to ask to respect them for providing us with tasty meat.
DakotaCat 4
Stop complaining! At least it's not Soylent Green!
MattJYEAH 0
now you're not!!
eli_weli 0
everyone knows that!
moon21_fml 0
that's why i'm not vegetarian
shutyerpiehole 0
Mmm, didja think there was a Jell-o tree?
varkey 7
YDI for being vegetarian. (Just kidding, although I personally strongly oppose this philosophy, to each his own I suppose). However, YDI for not knowing that, dumbshit. Jell-O in the USA isn't made from that stuff anymore, and I doubt Canadian Jell-O is either. So you're a double dumbshit.
sallen0046 4
What's the problem? You're a vegetarian, not a vegan.