Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
Travis420 0
STFU you pussy maybe if you ate some meat you wouldn't be complaining "**** my life I just had a minuscule amount of animal and im a vegan." GTFO
chevy1969 0
YDI for being a dumb vegatarian
dansco 25
And a bad one... It isn't meat lol
louispro 0
but collegen is good for ypur health!!
cyaneyedangel 2
Good on you for researching your lifestyle choices so well...idiot.
Snowghost_fml 0
if your a vegitarian you should know what you can and can't eat.....p.s. animals already dead....just eat it!!!!
Magg0t 8
wow. and you DIDN'T know that? haha. sucks to be you.
FYL1313 0
Technically, you've been a vegetarian in-between every time you've eaten Jell-O
Shytinonmyself 3
ydi for being a vegetarian
JBsGirlee 7
so are marshmallows