veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Magaña.i.am
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Anonymous
Urges
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Anonymous
Benson, United States
Crunchy
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Toothy_Peg
Australia
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
empress gleskizor the third of glarkon
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Budapest, Hungary
Tasty treat
Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
Anonymous
Mamoudzou, Mayotte
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Foufinator
France
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
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muchlovezoe 0
you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.
mishel 0
#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.
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supafly208 0
veggies have bones too. how do you think celery stays so hard :) that sucks though.. you should save it n sue?
UnearthlyEnemy 9
What? You know nothing of the structure of veggies.
imahappeemoocow 0
I think she was kidding...
lol32360 0
OMG THERE WAS A BONE IN A VEGGIE BURGER! do u have no life or something?? •_•
i_wuz_nver_here 31
no it was just a piece if broccoli that works out a lot.
Marshmallowjello 22
#51 Op never stated that (s)he was a vegetarian. Some people just like veggie burgers.
nunya 0
Good luck catching them... fatty.
greenfairy_fml 0
at least vegetarians know how to spell. that sucks, I just ate a veggie burger and now I feel sick.
Kris1987_fml 0
yes, your eating lifestyle dictates whether or not your English is good. OP can cry more. the animal is already dead.
ashleylucky16 6
Hahaha. Winning.
Gringe 1
i eat meet and my spellin is just fine. Please dont stariotipe without any bases please.
childproofpizza 19
Meat* Spelling* Stereotype* Basis*
lukeeeeeeee 0
y the **** were u eating a veggie burgeR?
asinforasin 1
Maybe she's a vegetarian? Yes, I know how shocking it is, they actually exist! No, no, don't cry, I know, it's alright, you'll get used to it eventually.
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
I don't care what your dietary choices are, that is disgusting.
muchlovezoe 0
you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.
mishel 0
#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.
resawins 0
EWWWWWWWWWW!!! i'm a vegetarian and that would have made me vom and cry. a lot. gross.
AEady15 3
Same here. Vomit and cry
sneakersneaker 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
As a fellow vegetarian, I have to say... that is absolutely TERRIBLE. Murrrrderrrr
XanderScythe 11
I don't understand some vegetarians. Look, in the natural world life comes from life, and a lot of animals kill others for meat; meat equals life. By killing animals, we are providing meat for life, not murdering it. However, I absolutely agree that animals should be humanely killed and with purpose, not for pleasure.
DeadPixel4 29
Food chain, you don't see a ******* lion eating a salad now do you? It's part of life, it's your choice of course, it doesn't affect me, but I still find it odd. Just think, being vegetarian is a huge MISSED STEAK...anyone?...no?...ok...
alexaa24 8
A lot of vegetarians do it because they don't support the way the animals are killed, slaughter houses and all that stuff, then others just do it because they can't stand the idea of eating something that was once alive.
Divergentlover 10
Plants were alive once
cocolynn12 0
well at least you were told that it was a veggie burger