Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
lasteen 0
that's what u get for being a hippy tree hugger
lasteen 0
that's what u get for being a hippy tree hugger
TheHermanoBluth 0
"Jell-o isn't vegetarian?" "No. It's cow and pig bones, bitch!"
Constant_Sigh 0
@485 - Thanks for clearing that up. I doubt everyone would want to become a vegan or vegetarian though. I think we have resources for a reason, while vegetarians and vegans focus on few, omnivores seem to have more choices. Good luck to any vegetarians and don't end up like OP.
OddHatter 0
Glue comes from horses, you gonna give up the Elmer's & Scotch Tape? Do you know where leather comes from? How about your vaccines? Dumb ass vege-heads.
lakendyan 0
everyone makes mistakes. just consider it an accident, and don't feel too bad about it. (:
munkee_6669 0
I could so go for some veal right now
brownlace 0
obviously it was good to you so be quiet and enjoy.
loriaking18 0
so your an idiot? you did not know that?
fraqtl 1
but you're not vegan so it's still cool. of course you could always just read the label and actually know about the life choice you made to get yourself laid