Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
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lemonlife 0
at Least you have friends
_TONGAN_ 5
Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!
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Comments (106)
xStiina 0
hahaha :D
bravesfan112233 0
atleast u have friends
_TONGAN_ 5
Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!
DudeBTM 8
^ Win
buzz18 7
Shit happens, but it's the funny memory that counts!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Urine big trouble, missy!
RedPillSucks 33
@15 Brilliant. I'm gonna have to use that. Sorry, no royalties.
chamyh 0
Haha, win.
ozkalukaas 0
I'm 16 and I've had a phobia of Michael Myers since I was 8. I feel your pain.
CitrusGirl 0
I saw what 15 said on a bday card once
HeatherXCore 0
Yeah, me too. Well, not a birthday card, but a quote website.
slackinc 0
Yeah I read what 15 said somewhere before. But its still a win for commenting on an appropriate time and place.
bloobelly 0
... but it's only the 11th.
Bad_Boy1321 0
first
lemonlife 0
at Least you have friends
turtlemansam 6
Correction. She DID have friends.
LTFlames 0
I'll be ur friend !(but not really)
yellowdaisy92 0
hahaha sucks for you..fyl
HardcoreHelena 0
haha. apparently, you scare easy. x)
Berian 0
I'd be the guy to accidentally punch him in the face because of fear
KiddNYC1O 22
Do you even know who Michael Myers is?
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
or Chuck Norris xD
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
*Haha. Apparently you scare easily. OR Haha. You scare easily, apparently. OR Haha. It's apparent that you scare easily.
HardcoreHelena 0
96_ when you're born and raised in the south, grammar don't matter :)
Lancer_doosh 0
I thought your from Japan...dumbass.
hellryu 20
Lol!!
charliebot 4
101, I have lived in Tennessee my whole life. Grammar is extremely important to me. The stereotype that everyone in the south have extremely southern accents, walk around in ten-gallon hats, and have really bad grammar is false.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
Actually, 101, I was born and raised in Louisiana. I moved to New York at the tender age of 18. Grammar was, and is, very important to me in any situation.
rileykins 0
ooh michael myers! so scary!!!
FTWisRIGHT 0
Lol, 3 is right.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
wow way to be a yard everyone knows Micheal myers is only alive on Halloween day because of a satanic curse.. what is wrong with you.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
*tard. I fail.
loovelyy21 0
actually, not always Halloween. he's alive other days too..
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
no it's Halloween I've seen every movie like 5 times. trust me I know(:
DWilliamson 7
he was never dead, you dumb ****. There was nothing even relating to satanism in the original movies, although It did have celtic themes....stupid ass...
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
yea there was ignoramus. in the 7th one Tommy Doyle is all grown up annd Micheal myers iniciated a new baby into the cult. this kid^^ is an idiot.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
So the OP is a yard--sorry, "tard"--because he/she hasn't seen Halloween five times to know things like that? That's hardly fair.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
sorry I thought everyone knew what sarcasm was. but this kid^^ proves me wrong.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Funny you'd say that since I was hardly being serious.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
it's funny how terrible with context clues you are. my original coment was sarcastic.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Funnier how you apparently don't know what a context clue actually is... I know what you meant, silly goose. I just liked that you don't think I know about sarcasm (yeah, your original "coment," I get it) when I was being a little sarcastic in mine.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
a context clue: clues within the text leading the reader to a conclusion about the prompt.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Glad you looked it up! Now you see why it doesn't really work with what you were saying.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
it works fine and I didn't look it up. thank you though, girl I don't know.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Whatever you say, bud. You're so welcome.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I'm not yer bud... but coolbeans.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Your loss! :]
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
na I got some real ones I don't need cyber ones(:
rougecatterpilla 0
the point you are both missing is that a man wearing a jump suit and mask that completely covered there face jumping out from behind something would scare the piss out of anyone, regardless of what day it is.
DWilliamson 7
Very true, and lets not forget that jonni is also a stupid bitch who thinks shes smart shit.
tivaluv 0
that sounds like something that would happen to me D: i feel for ya
canadian_ftw 8
don't worry I'd piss myself too.
deafeningsilence 8
ha, me too(: