Vegetarian
Finland
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
j0hn
United States
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
NoMeatFail
Canada
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster, Australia
Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
veggiegal
United States
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
souped
United States
Tasty
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Anonymous
Acquired taste
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Anonymous
Ingredients check
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
saywhat
United States
Disloyal!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Anonymous
Medway, United States
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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frickyourlives 0
Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder.
xOngakux 0
#38, though that is often true when it comes to veganism I can assure you vegetarianism can be one of the most healthy diets possible for most people. Iron doesn't just come from meat, it can also be found in green vegetables, certain fortified cereals and other non-meat products. And #44, if you are purely carnivorous I expect you are incredibly ill right now. Not trying to give you both a home ec lesson, just educating. *waits for abuse* Anyways, OP, sure it sucks accidentally eating meat if you're a vegetarian but it's hardly that big a deal, it can happen to a lot of us, especially when being served meals by those uneducated about what vegetarianism actually is.
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You_Just_Failed 0
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take your dress off and eat some meat!
trucktwister 0
only ******* don't eat meat.
wiiareonfire 0
agreed
thor89 0
Was it big meaty Just like me I just love RWJ
silver_sunset 0
so how did it taste?
tweetbaby14 18
it's just meat this isn't an fml you annoying carrot nibbler.
tb15 0
Mahatma Ghandi, Leonardo Davinci, Plato, Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, and Mark Twain were all vegetarian but FYL OP
conrad01 6
ya but that sucks if the OP really is opposed to eating meat
Emmmmm55 0
f u ur a pussy
Emmmmm55 0
4 eatting meat
xoconnie 8
get over it!!!! wowww losserrrrrr
look_its_me 0
@17 I'm not sure those are all true, but remember, every other great historical figure was, by elimination, not a vegetarian.
woofis 0
um, are u dead? a little meaty weaty never hurt anybody
autumnanesthetic 0
That would suck. did you tell her how bad she ruined your vegetarianism? what a dick.
KurouTenshi 0
So you've splurged once or twice eating meat. just think of how many animals dies so that you could enjoy that sauce. if a little escapes from your lips and trickles down your chin, just imagine it's their warm, salty blood... I hope this helps, OP.
doink 0
Mmm.. animal blood.
Vitamin_C 0
mmm salty warm blood. Anyone else for a steak?
george456 0
#2 FTW!
nb42 0
lol I'll take one of them
JCadle90 0
quit your bitching
ipod_addict 0
agreed
Emmmmm55 0
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yeah veggie power I'm a vegatarian 2
gotdapowa 0
might I add that you are the one with a Justin Bieber pic. OP, Don' be a veg!
Emmmmm55 0
yeah. so im13 nd a vegatarian deal wit it
ChocolateTazer 0
dapower, stop making fun of Justin Bieber. You might hurt her feelings. LOL.
look_its_me 0
leave Justin beiner alone! it's not her fault she was born without any balls!
slowlybreakingme 14
Jesus. quit bashing on the op for having their own lifestyle. Jesus Christ, people!
Emmmmm55 0
YEAH!
Pommy_fml 0
she's probably trying to save your life go thank her
ifinishlast 0
actually I'm pretty sure pussys take a lot of meat
razz122 5
Its just a little meat. Get over it.
n8equalsd 0
YDI for being a vegetarian. You guys make me sick.
lunargh 7
If you can't spell 'tomato', your opinion is invalid. OP if you're over the age of 12, what you eat is your own decision. Try and keep up your spinach and bean intakes, and tell your mum she needs to respect your decisions. Sit down with her and work out your diet together so she can see you're not about to die, and try not to let these people turn you into a defensive, whiney stereotype.